Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:05pm: Platonic doesn't actually mean platonic, and if you disagree with me, you're STUPID.
Small-but-amusing Bleach wank, ganked off of a mouse on wank_report. It all begins when _debbiechan_ posts on soul_society about the possible romantic implications of a recent chapter of Bleach. Discussion is quite peaceful, until shootingstars makes a fairly intelligent comment, 15plus shows off her impressive point-missing abilities, and it all goes downhill from there.

4:27pm: The bestest ever Harry Potter Sorting and Wank Community
Over on Hogwarts_Hocus, a multi-fandom sorting and role play community, someone with less than stellar spelling and grammar applies as the Goddess Hekate.

And lo, the wank begins with Eros calling her an imposter and DEATH agreeing with him. It only gets better once Hekate misspells Ares.

Also: Fractions are hard, yo.