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2:01pm: I like CSI, myself.
Lookie! A small Firefly kerfluffle! Hurray!

It all begins with the most dangerous question anyone can ask in fandom:
"WHY do people ship them?"

In this case, it is the sweet, virginal newbie losthitsuzen wants to know why, oh why does anyone ship Jayne/River (henceforth called Rayne.)

Highlights!

"They flirt like middle schoolers and it's cute! 'I can kill you with my brain!' 'He looks good in red'! IT'S ALL SO CUTE!!"
"She was threating to kill him. And then attempting to kill him. That isn't cute."


"Welcome to Special Hell!"


"boo, hiss!"

ect. it seems that it's still going for the gusto, too. Good, I like my wanks to last a while.

EDIT: Stop it, kid. You are getting spolge all over my incest fics.