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12:59pm: Tiny Tribe Talk wank!
Also from a mouse on wank_report. A kerfluffle over bad fanfiction:

http://www.eyeboards.com/c9forums/showthread.php?t=5565

10:17pm: Valentine’s Day Splooge from World of Wankcraft
Another one from a mousie on wank_report.

Mariqa is not having a good Valentine’s Day over at WoW. She feels that she is being sexually harassed by the holiday content:

I have received mails from players containing candy with epitaths such as 'Hot Lips', been objectified by the NPCs in game, and am constantly being followed around by a Cupid imitation (please research your mythology, the stories surrounding the origins and associated mythology disgusts me).

She does not want to be reminded that she can’t get a date about a holiday that apparently stands for suicide, Hallmark, and objectification. So, she posts a note to the Blizzard staff asking for either removal of the content or the insertion of filters against it.

And then everyone wanks.

Highlights:

( You will die alone! )

( Everyone, say it with me... )

( Let’s mention all the communist leaders we remember from World History 101! )

( WoW has made me cry! )

Lots of spanking and wanking ensue, along with the throwing of virtual rose petals at the OP. And then it turns into one big 26-page-long orgy.

Also, Hitler makes an appearance on page 25. After all, what good would a Valentine’s Day without Der Fuhrer be?

Edit: Link and cut problems fixed. Sorry 'bout that!

Edit2: And we mustn't forget the obligatory homophobic post: 1 in 10,000 people will be offended by Blizzs idea of VAlentines Day, there is nothing wrong with love (between a man and a woman).