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7:57am: As An Ex-Satanist, I Ship H/Hr
So you've heard about parents concerned over witchcraft in HP. But what about the parents concerned their kids might pick up bad shipping?

Hermionepotter.net is back up. One of the first essays posted there is entitled Through a Parent's Eyes and explains why the Ron/Hermione relationship makes the series inappropriate reading for children. Dementor 149 read the series to see if it was appropriate for her son and was delighted at the H/Hr modelling he would receive. However, when she found out it was going R/Hr, she realized the dangers the series posed to children.

( As an ex-Satanist I appreciate the innocence of her magic in the series. )

ETA: I've just realized where I've seen Dementor149 before. She's the Harmonian who suggested HBP sucked because JKR was pregnant when writing it. I referenced her in this report on clairvoyantwank. Besides being an ex-Satanist, Dementor149 also claims to be a Correctional Officer at Louisiana State Penitentiary. There's something creepy about that, dementors guarding American prisons.

ETA2: farmercuerden reports this comment : Tora1 - February 21, 2006
As a parent myself, I applaude you for your essay. It was beautifully written and speaks such an amazing truth! I know all to well how our curent pop culture affects our youth. My daughter recently ended a relationship with her boyfriend of three years, only to turn around to date another boy. They two constantly bicker, I am so worried for her, she says she's in love. I only foresee a sad and lonely and painful future, rife with divorce. Thank you for this essay, I plan on showing it to my daughter!

"...She's going to show her daughter an anti-Ron/Hermione essay to show why she shouldn't be dating her current boyfriend. If only we could see that conversation."

11:33am: Gay AND Racist X-Men Wank!
(grabbed from wank_report)

The link.

So, there's been an awful lot of racism wank recently. This wank is fairly standard for that course. Shoujaboy asks what people think of Colossus' homosexuality in the Ultimate universe and wanking procedes as it becomes clear that Shoujaboy really hates this character-destroying change, and didn't want debate, but homophobic ego-stroking.

( Some highlights: )

( Jake V wins teh intrawebs )

5:59pm: because its THE TRUTH!>!>!
wanktastic found this but feels sick and icky and bribed me with cake and boobies to write this up.

Over in greysanatomy, lovedhurtlost rants about how George is nothing compared to McDreamy. Also, he started it. And If you're a real man, you wouldn't do it then. Or ever. Or lol. Or something. Oh, don't forget that it's true because it's true, duh. And having hatred for a fictional character says a lot about YOURS. And everyone hates Meredeth (they HATE HER), but not everyone.

And for the win, 90% of the women that say they would date George over Derek are lying and line breaks = periods+capitals.

It's my first post and I didn't even find it. A shame.