1:34am: And we thought Anne Rice was bad.....
If you watch "Trading Spouses" (or have seen the video of the womans meltdown slathered all over the internet...what? Haven't seen it?
Here,
enjoy), then you are familiar with Marguerite Perrin, God Warrior. In usual reality star form, Mrs. Perrin now has her own
website, a brand new cd, and is making media appearances and getting movie roles. But the true wank comes in on her
message board. It seems the original board was hacked and spammed with porn. And now, on the brand new board, people aren't afraid to poke some fun at her (honestly, after her appearance on TS, putting up a board and site is like putting out a sign that says "Come ridicule me!"). There was a pic spam of TubGirl that quickly disappeared, but the real wank is in Mrs. Perrin's reactions to the various posts.
7:47am:
There's been some wanking going on over at
Shortpacked! recently. The most recent storyline has had Amber, one of the two main female characters in the strip, talked into going around in her underwear so she'll be so "intimidatingly hot" that one of her coworkers will stop hitting on her.
This doesn't work.The day of that strip, in its newspost on the
Shortpacked lj community, an anonymous comes in and
asks the strip's creator "Plz plz plz, Willis, don't ruin Amber with [premarital hanky panky]
like you trashed Joyce n' Walky. Show some love to us prudes you used to be a friend to. :("People don't respond well to the idea that characters not staying virgins until marriage makes their relationship trash, but it blows over fairly quickly.
But then,
in the next day's new post, Willis brings it up again:
"Don't try to tell me that Joyce is "trashed" because someone put something in her hole down there. You're not going to win me over. You can tell me she may have made the wrong decision for all sorts of rational reasons, but do not try to tell me that she is a worthless human being now. It makes me sick. If the state of a girl's hymen determines how much you care about her, like the flip of a switch, you've got a way worse problems on your hands than whether you slept with somebody or not."Things are peaceful for awhile, people either agreeing with that section of the post or ignoring it,
but then the anonymous comes back. And gets wordy.
Highlights include the mouse equating being a prude in this day and age with either being a German Jew in 1945 or being someone accused of witchcraft during the Salem trials, Willis being "as much a caricature as your strip" because he doesn't just let bygones be bygones about the "trashed" comment after the mouse said it was just hyperbole, and a bunch of people getting pissed off at the mouse trying to make themself out as a victim.
3:54pm:
I've had it. I've had it, since the GA still refuse to let me back in because I'm viewed by them as some sort of inhuman freak who does not know anything about normal human behaviour, I have decided to no longer try to make freinds anymore in both real life and on the internet
Why bother trying to make friends anymore, since last year everyone on the Anime On DVD forums hates me, the people on the VAA hate me, the GA hates me, just about everyone in real life and in the internet hates me. And since it seems I am incapable of making long term friends, why should I bother continuing to do so.
So from now on, don't bother trying to talk to me, or even try to convince me I'm making a mistake here. Trust me, this is for the best for me.
After all, aren't I an inhuman freak to all of you?Cue... much funneh and
snark and
hair-tearing frustration from commentators, much
whining from GrantM. 102 comments and counting.
ETA: Annnd bahleeted. But no fear, I've salvaged a few scraps (changed host to something else because Geocities sucks ass):
The whole pageUppermost threadShow him some courtesy, will ya?WaahNo, dear, you won't be a VA, everPity party!ETA the second: Grant boy just deleted his LJ. Again. Is this... the third or fourth time?