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12th March 2006

12:22pm: The Energizer Bunny of Internet Law
A few weeks ago, someone tried to post personal information on a Fandom Wank entry. The post was reported to the mods, who then deleted it, and banned the offender.

Apparently, Vanceone, internet lawyer extraordinaire, has been brooding on it ever since. On coming upon a thread where R/Hr and H/G shippers are complaining about Harmonian arguments that JKR really is shipping H/Hr, he launches into a rant about how Harmonians are now being stalked and no one cares.

Of course, since name calling is in vogue here, I guess no one will be offended if I say you have an unbelievable double standard, since I have yet to see any condemnation of THOSE theories. Oh, or any outrage at the very recent (within the past week) attempt by a well known OBHWF shipper to start a harassment campaign against a Harmonian webmaster by posting his personal contact info and encouraging harassing phone calls and letters. I can just imagine what would have happened had I posted, say, Angua's home address and phone number and encouraged people to harass her....

I'll be charitable and hope that you didn't know about that, and don't condone it. It's pretty sad that now prominent Harmonians are having to take steps to protect themselves in RL.


That's only the beginning. Accusations of a cover-up follow.

ETA: Waltraute points out that he's also wanking here, insisting the FW mods did nothing, even though they banned the offender.

ETA2: Vanceone shows up here to tell us more of his side of the story.</a>

ETA3: Vance apologizes for overreacting. Kudos to him. That takes real guts.
2:13pm: The Hills Have WANK
The Hills Have WANK
So, last night I went to go see The (terrible) Hills Have Eyes, and ended up walking out about halfway through. Curious about if I was the only one to have this reaction (and, yes, wanting a bit of entertainment), I wandered over to IMDB.

Holy shit.

Jaredk starts the thread saying that the film is "just nasty." However, this post dates back to the end of February, while the movie was just released this weekend, so lemasteraustin says that if jaredk really *has* seen an advanced screening of the movie, then he can tell her/him how brutal the rape scene is. Jaredk says there is no "real rape scene."

And the can of wank is opened.

People argue about whether the scene was merely molestation or rape. Trolls jump in to say the rape scene was awesome. Lemasteraustin argues/wanks with multiple partners about which is worse: rape or murder, and whether rape has any place in horror movies.

Some choice lines:

You know what? If it were a choice between "just rape" (as in JUST forced non-consensual sexual intercourse with NO torture or extra brutality beyond that) and PHYSICAL TORTURE or DEATH, I would 100% of the time choose rape. It's not a decision I come to lightly, nor is it one that I wish to ever, EVER have to make, but in the end, it is a simple choice.

I'm a guy and I've never been raped. If I could chose between getting raped and dying (painlessly) I would have to choose rape, even if it was by one of the demons from 'Legend of the Overfiend'. I find the thought of nothingness after death sh!t scary. I understand that the mental anguish would be long lasting and most probably forever with rape but at the same time so can other bad experiences, either physical or mental.

hokay anyone ever noticed that Hillbillies are annoyingly creepy and extremely dangerous? (Texas) i think the government should have them marked as extremely dangerous and kept in their own high security places, becuase they freaking scare me more than anything else.

ok why is NOBODY noticing the fact that they're HILLBILLIES!?

i've noticed that a lot of the movies in which the people get killed in the middle of nowhere is because they're HILLBILLIES

hillbillies = end of world. they're massing for an attack. they're like sheep, they're going to take over.

yeah i know it was sick man just sick there is no rape scean that weired guys tries but the other monster get's him off her and then the other chick come's in and get's her tit suck lol


Your run of the mill IMDB wank. Enjoy.

Edit: (Because IMDB likes to mess with people) The title of the thread is "BRUTAL" started by jaredk.
4:54pm: Seedlings of a bigger Bleach shipping war?
In BleachForums, asam_laksa makes a thread titled "KT, Orihime deserves better" and states that Orihime needs to grow out of Ichigo's shadow and kick but-t. Quite a shift from Orihime's personality (this is a girl who cries when enemy underlings are blown up by their boss). She sounds a bit skirting the rabid side, but response is civil.

When she remarks about how IchigoxRukia fans hate Orihime because she is an obstacle, other member wonder if she's digging for drama.

Syn, an Ichigo/Rukia fan, says that it's true she's not too fond of Orihime, but not because of the pairing, and she doesn't want Orihime to be a perfect character. asam_laksa responds: There is nothing left more... )

I can imagine the "I read shounen for the fights" fanboys collectively pull their hair and whine that the fangirls ruin their fandom. But who can blame them?
8:37pm: WRITING. RAPE. IS. BAD.
Pointed in the direction of this by a friend.

Over at [info]ygo_rants community, [info]aguitarist lets
everyone know what is unacceptable in fanfiction
. This includes rape, which
there is apparently NEVER EVER EVER an excuse for writing.

Some of the other posters make their disagreement known. Small for now, but may
grow.

(Reposted because I messed up on the links. Oops.)

ETA: Fixed HTML boo-boo.
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