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12:33pm: Your HP Theory Is Rediculous. O RLY?
A mouse on wank_report wanted this reported. unemployedlemon posts a theory on harry_potter that Lily's and Harry's eyes are green from surviving the Avada Kedavra posts. Lots of people go, "Interesting!" until midnight_d replies:

"I'm sorry, but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Sometimes I feel like people are just thinking of the most rediculous things possible in order to think of "new" theory."

And off it goes. My other favourite lines include:

jilicious: "ROFL Thank you. I read this and then the "Interesting!" or "Creative!" and all I could think was "Is everyone drunk? Is this a theory where I need to be drunk in order to appreciate it?"

and

midnight_d: "I mean, come on!! It's like saying that Harry doesn't have black hair because of genetics, it's because Voldemort's EVIL got inside his head and the black of Harry's hair is the EVIL growing out of his scalp."

11:15pm: My first wank. (it is a little old but way too good to ignore.)
is a hotbed of wank and also the official message boards of the Frenz Of The Enz, a on/offline fanclub originally devoted to Split Enz that has since expanded to include all Split Enz offshoots.

Anyhoo, way back when in 2002 someone started a thread devoted to Sharon Finn, Neil Finn's, a band member, non-famous wife, the thread continued along realitively incident-free until mid-2005 when without warning it was deleted, basically some posters were getting a little to personal for the moderators liking, another thread devoted to another band member's ex-girlfriend was deleted at the same time.

Within minutes of this event OneWhoDreams felt the need to post a thread originally entitled Can We Have A Policy On Sharon Finn Posts?, which was then changed to Problem With Family-related Posts?

( The OP deleted by the user but repeatedly reposted in full by other users. )

Because controversial threads have a habit of disappearing from Frenzforum, I've copied and pasted the entire wank at my journal.

There are many highlights to pick from but my two personal favourites are 's on-going How Not To Moderate Guide and diamondback's clarvoyant comedy.