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3:36pm: Wiggles Wank!!
Ganked from a mousie on wank_report. Much of this is a C&P of their post with comments of my own near the end.

This is ... yeah. YEAH.

The LJ comm wigglesfic is a group of people who write fanfic about the children's band The Wiggles. Including -- oh, horrors! -- slash.

Anyway, someone posts a fic. It's very tame for slash, but it's NC-17. The first few replies are positive. Enter sportacusgirl.

I hate it. I didn't like the part where Anthony and Greg were kissing and doing all that other nasty stuff that you had them do. I find it disgusting and offended because I love Greg with all my heart. I said once I am gonna say it again. Gay sex scares the hell out of me so next time don't pair Greg with one of the other Wiggles and make them have sex or kiss it is just gross.

Says the OP: And your comment, by the way, only makes me want to write more and more gay Wiggle!sex, and make them do more. Maybe anal. Wouldn't that be lovely?

sportacusgirl protests! It's disgusting! It's wrong! And the thread explodes from there.

Mind-numbing quotes from sportacusgirl:

"...you are not the boss of me."

"I have to say something in the past I have read some stories about these two guys having sex and it totally grossed me out but I had to read because of who was in it."

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

It's small, but it's worth the price of popcorn just to watch sportacusgirl completely flip out. My favorite bit:

( I only listen to my angels! )

Dear God, my children watch the same TV as this psycho.

EDIT: Erm, it appears from sportacusgirl's picture that she may be mentally disabled. *Goes to hide in cave*

5:46pm: BPAL Cheapens My Religion!
It's been a while since we've had BPAL wank, hasn't it? This is still pretty small and relatively civil compared to past BPAL wankery but it's still entertaining.

Last night, the lab made a big update to their general catalogue. Ayodele expresses her discomfort with some of the new blends:

The recent updates really increased my feeligns of unease about the appropriateness of commercializing cultural icons, like the Orishas and Loas. For some people these might just be nifty ideas but for people who actually have a commited practice in ATRs (African Traditional Religions) the importance of dealing with them respectfully is quite serious.

There's some agreement, some polite disagreement and respectful debating, and a bit of passive-aggressive sniping on both sides.

Then Beth, BPAL's creator a.k.a. Kebechet on LJ, responds very angrily. In fact, she's so offended and indigant that she makes a whole new entry to respond again. Commenters rush to tell her how perfect she is and defend her besmirched honor, complete with the requisite "they're just jealous!" accusation. So far, nobody has had the nerve to debate her in her own entry, although the OP of the first entry is still arguing her points.

As I said, small by BPAL wank standards, but still satisfying and has the potential to grow with Beth's involvement.

8:08pm: And today on F_W, we have the rarely seen Gaiman wank...
So, bohemianbabe asks the Neil Gaiman LJ comm about books of Sandman short stories. Two people reply with possible choices.

The next day, bohemianbabe tells the comm they were all WRONG. People point out how rude this is in the comments.

Cue the dramatic "OMG I'M LEEVING FANDOM 4EVAR!!!!11!!" post

Not hugely wanky, but it is such a small and polite fandom that it is extra-special wank.