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3:44am: More Wanking Kous!
The first part brought over from clairvoyantwank in honor of the recent Kou wank.

Kirby (mseverchanging aka kakyuu_kou) received a mean comment on her cosplay website guestbook. See her rant about it and accuse people that she hates for it.

When the entry was first posted, a little tiff between luna_tsukou and Kirby ensued.

Days later, killmeneko argues with Kirby.

As a bonus, back on the first of March, this entry is made by soullesscyn about Usagi Kou's rumored sex habits. The post is later edited with a link to a picture of Kirby. Kirby replies here.

The fun part about this is Usagi Kou recently comments revealing to all that Kirby, the avid anti-Usagi Kou of 2005, has been asking repeatedly to be friended and Usagi Kou publicly snubs her. The other fun part about Usagi Kou commenting means that she's let her friends know about the post so they can join in on the wank too.

ETA: Kirby has removed all the wanky comments in her LJ entry. Screencaps, anyone?

4:35pm: Serious bidness.
OK, I've used my time machine, a notepad, and some crayons and I think I've finally figured it out.

Fanfic writer glossing answers a post about flames. This offends some people somewhere, so she posts an apology of sorts in her journal. Folks flip their shit, seemingly because she is really the devil incarnate, or at least a poopyhead. And she used the word "comprador" in a sentence once, thereby insulting all Asians everywhere. And then there were flaming cunts and defriendings and Switzerland.

Or something.

ETA: More links, because they're shiny.

ETA More: OK, the links aren't shiny. They're just made of cheese.

10:21pm: PokéWank!
4Kids' rights to produce the Pokémon dub have run out and been handed over to The Pokémon Company. While the company has yet to officially say so, two of the show's voice actors (Veronica Taylor, who plays Ash and May, and Eric Stuart, best known as Brock and the oh-so-ghey James) have been replying to fans who e-mail them saying they're going to be replaced by soundalikes.

( An e-mail from Veronica Taylor, sent to a fan at Serebii.net. )

( An e-mail from Eric Stuart. )

Wankachu... GO! Discussions are popping up in several places. Serebii.net has started a letter-writing campaign. There's also discussion/wank about the matter on their forums. The LJ community 4bastards is starting to wank a little too. And a minor bit of wank on the PokéManiacs community about how they should care more about adult fans.

Personally, while I will miss the uber-ghey Eric Stuart!James (ETA: whom the wankas are rightfully mourning), I'm glad the show won't be in 4Kids' hands anymore. Maybe now the dub will be devoid of stupid crap like calling onigiri doughnuts or popcorn balls. I'm pretty sure the cast is bye-bye, since a letter-writing campaign will do jack if the company's determined to do it, and because the target audience of small children won't notice/care about the change.

11:18pm: Mazoku thongs and wank.
Kyou Kara Maou (KKM) is an anime/manga/novel series where the subtext is pretty much text, in which there are several bishounen, almost no girls, and HoYay! everywhere. I mean it. The gay is strong within this fandom.

So far the anime series has ended recently, but there's still manga, novels... and now, shipwars.

shirono makes a post over the Kyou Kara Maou community with a poll.

01. The first character I first fell in love with
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
03. The character everyone else loves that I don't
04. The character I love that everyone else hates
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer
06. The character I would shag anytime
07. The character I'd want to be like
08. The character I'd slap
09. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

Three guesses and two are already out about HOW did that go.

*meanwhile wonders where all the Huber fans are*

*EDITED because my HTML skills are nonexistant this night*


Oh, and EDITED again to point to this... piece of smart: Conrad is SUCH a rapist!