3:31am: All Star Sailor Moon Wank
Apparently at ohnotheydidnt there is a rather lengthy wank discussion over Lindsay Lohan apparently starring as Sailor Moon in a live action movie.

This may or may not qualify for a wank because no one is REALLY arguing. . buuuuut the "discussion" turns into:

LOOK FUNNY PICTURES

Then, the eventual Usagi Kou is brought up and a link is given to her Sailor Moon fan movie.

All in all this is fourteen pages and counting of pretty hilarious photos and some really amusing comments.

My favorite happens to be: This little piece of eyeball melting fun!

My very first demi wank, so ENJOY!

5:10am: Chancery Wankery
It seems that Chancie's fallen hard for us! She's talking about us in her blog, again.

Apparently her online novella just wasn't doing it for her, so after churning out several installments of "Flora & Fauna", she decided (yesterday) to write up a nice long entry about how we're all very confused females who can't find our own vaginas. She's also still delusional:

I'm not entirely sure what the fuss was about this time. Although it does seem to be that it never really is about anything. They seem to exist solely as wannabe celebrity bashers.

Lady, if you're a celebrity, I have a rack like Mae West and closet full of Manolo Blahniks.

( As usual, the batshit is strong with this one... )

11:59am: Ginny's milkshake brings non-Harmonian wank to the HP table.
First wank report! Read first, shoot later, yeah? And if this belongs in the Cornfield, let me know and I can move it. ETA: This is all thanks to a mouse on wank_report. AND I fixed my tags.

With a thread title of No Place In R/hr Fandom For Ginny-haters?, I feel so isolated it was only a matter of time before the wank started.

On page one we meet our wanker—the OP Rinny1000. She very frank about hating Ginny. Opening with the line I hate Ginny. But she's polite about it and ( explains herself )

...she also says that she feels weird about disliking her so much, being a diehard martinet about R/Hr.

The first few posts generally agree that Ginny wasn't their cup of tea and it's all very polite.


Still, it's GINNY, yo. So Shiiki very kindly explains that there will be wank, because All right, I'm not sure if everyone will start glaring when I say this, but I am a Ginny fan. Now, I'm not trying to bash you anti-Ginny people, but I'd just like to say a few words on her behalf.

Because Ginny really needs somebody on her behalf. Because it's not like she's a fictional character with no feelings or anything.

Much of the pro-Ginny statements can be summed up as "she's a kid!" and "you don't understand, so I will explain it to you in carefully tl;dr statements.

Bartholomew JoJo Simpson, who doesn't like Ginny, sums up the pro-Ginny arguments for our OP. YOU'RE SEXIST!! YOU HATE GINNY BECAUSE YOU WERE UGLY AND UNPOPULAR IN SCHOOL AND JEALOUS OF GIRLS LIKE GINNY!!!11! YOU'RE JUST A MISOGYNIST WHO HATES STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS!!

But adds the line Ha, ha, ha, just playing with you. (with an adding laughing face)


Rinny1000 really kicks things off at the end of page one by lamenting that It's funny, but it's sad. I expect leaps of logic on that scale from rabid H/Hr fans. When I get it from my fellow Goodshippers, it makes me sad, it really does. and apparently inviting people to defend Ginny even more fervently because…

Malaleen ( has had enough of the Ginny hate )

…and ( has a little drama about that )

evanesco75 seems to want people to admit that ( 'You're calling her a slut!' )


Sordina ( calls her on the attitude )

Mod PythonBlossom throws in a few cents, among the change is a politely worded ( Sexist h0rz )

Which doesn't bother Rinny much, but thankfully Bartholomew JoJo Simpson shows up to give us a nice translation of: OMG sexist!!!11! (with a smiley face) and assures all that ( he hates the other Weasleys, too )

3:07pm: PSA!
From fandom_wank's user info:

Do not troll people who show up on FW.

That includes Chancery Stone, no matter how batshit/offensive/screamingly funny you find her to be. We don't poke the crazy people with sticks. Don't go to their LJs or blogs and comment, anonymously or not.

For new members, or people who have just never bothered to look at it before, the community info is here:

http://www.journalfen.net/userinfo.bml?user=fandom_wank

You will find other rule-ish things, and handy links there. Don't break the rules, plzkthnx. Because then we have to ban you, and we hate love hate banning people. Well, except for sepiamagpie and apoplexia. They're gearing up for a big banning spree, on the anniversary of Deletegate, and trust me, they're making their list and checking it twice (and thrice and fource? You know what I mean!)

Seriously, that list is HUGE. I think they need to get outside more. But please, don't give them any more ammunition.

8:14pm: Dean the Groper or Who declared it OBHWF Wank Week?
tunxeh pointed this out from the SQ. A thread about how Dean Thomas was groping Ginny, so she dumped him.

( 'I think the 'derriere-grabbing; thing is going a bit too far now. It was a joke(a funny one too!), not a real, bonafide theory for Bob's sake....' )