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12:40am: Doctor Who Asexuality Wank (Is that a contradiction of terms, or what?)
So, last Saturday, the Doctor Who episode School Reunion screened. And some people were... not happy about certain aspects of the episode - namely, to do with sex and love.

( Cut for spoilers up to series two, episodes 3 (and 4), and the anti-sex brigade )

Funny how so many fans convinced that the Doctor is asexual seem to be able to find sexuality absolutely everywhere in the show, huh? It's worse than the Gay Agenda.

As a final note: Do people recall this Doctor Who wank on a similar topic? It was about a spoiler for an episode this season.

Well, that episode screens tonight. Be prepared for the anti-sex people above and the shippers to all go completely mental.

So how'd we all go on the Wankpocalypse Bingo?

(With thanks to nostalgia for pointing me to some of the best and craziest quotes. And the bingo card)

1:52pm: RPS Wank: Neverending. This Time, With Poetry.
Thanks to some mice on wank_report for the contribution.

zamden makes a post in house_slash about how she thinks Hugh Laurie/Robert Sean Leonard (his co-star from House) might have something between them.

Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie fans disagree, firmly but not particularly rudely. zamden then bashes Stephen Fry. The wank breaks loose.

Following which, sparklyjames (one of the group who trolled housefic_meta a while ago in a rather amusing way) mentions it in his journal. zamden comes to troll over there. Wank continues, including zamden calling Stephen Fry a 'pedophilac' and kjkjkj and sparklyjames deciding that a pedophilac is the new Cadillac.

And now, zamden makes a post about it in her own journal, which should have been titled Why Hugh Laurie Is Gay With Robert And Not Stephen. 'Reasons' are quoted.

The wank keeps going.

Most recently, kjkjkj posts a troll poem, the first verse of which is:

'I'm in love with Stephen Fry
I'm telling you it's true
But I can't get fucked by Stephen Fry
He's too busy doing Hugh'

The wank is still going.

2:10pm: zomg vader is luke's daddy :P
( spoilers for Half-Blood Prince )

It's all fun and games until the second comment, where bellelvsbeast goes "Ok I have NOT read it ass...:("

kairia gets one better with "Ever considered someone might not have read the Half Blood Prince?" And then we have the thread'o'wank, because (in summation) some people are still reading it, and some people haven't finished it, and some people couldn't afford to buy it and the library didn't have enough copies. Oh noes!

And then we have the requisite string'o'spoilers, hence the subject, because that was my whole contribution to the whinging.

Also "You die in the 6th installment of 'Spoilery Wankers vs People Who Think Rent&Food>Books'." Which sounds like it could possibly get worse/better, since there's british_people_suck!wankery potential.

9:56pm: At the sorting and crack RP community Hogwarts Hocus, there's another applicant who can't seem to find the spell check button, despite the claim that she's "trying honestly!".

Highlights include "I do belive my grammar is quiet accurate", mindreading, and her reply to the entry.

ETA: Now with added missing of the point and subsequent crossing of the IC/OOC line!

(Note: I'm not personally involved; I just lurk there...)