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6:27am: Simply put: blueshimmer returns to fanficrants to tell us that women need to STFU and stay out of the stable... and fanficrants flames the pants off of them.

YOU ARE NOT AUTOFUCKINGMATICALLY ENTITLED TO JACK SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GODDAMN COCK.

Did the big bad horse throw you, and now you save your ego by saying that this is a problem of women in general?

And:

Are you going to make a post in a few hours ranting about how this is a rant community and we have no right to be arguing against your rant?

</i>Edit +1: It's at two three pages so far. And oh, the OP is a girl.

Edit +2: The OP doesn't think she's being a wanker at all and would like people to stop questioning her categorical truths, and shipwar has some very serious things to say about it all.

1:26pm: Tori Amos PLAGIARISM!!! wank//"Bitch, the people in this community invented this little game."
Over on LJ's Tori Amos snark community tblsurvivors, pandelirium posts about a post in toriamos about a Neil Gaiman tribute album, and makes some remarks about "cross-pollination," which everyone generally agrees are funny because of Tori's latest obsession with bugs, bees and the like (her latest record is entitled The Beekeeper).

Then velvet_widow shows up, claiming PLAGIARISM!, and also tl;dr-ing everything to death in the process. TBLS's members proceed to snark it up.

( some highlights )

And it goes on.

An entire tl;dr POST, courtesy of velvet_widow, which is entitled "Just a Lil Response".

7:23pm: Surprise me, dammit!
(WARNING: This contains spoilers for chapter 59 of the Fullmetal Alchemist manga. You've been warned.)

Over at hagaren_manga maytree4real posts about how chapter 59 of the manga was, in her opinion, quite dull. Along the lines of her rant, Maytree blasts Arakawa's knowledge of the military and lack of plot/susspence.

Maytree and Electra_torch duke it out.

Electra deletes her comments, prior to a comment from Maytree that says- Wow, you're really ASKING to get banned, aren't you? Ask again and I'll give you your wish. Well, someone's having fun playing Mod.

Maytree gets fed up when the real Mod comments and threatens to leave LJ, taking her recaps and toys with her. Maytree says she feels "distinctly unsupported", even though it's clearly her sour attitude that is doing her in. She also claims "This is my page. I'll delete comments I don't like. My page, my privilege" when argued with.

The mild wank may be calmed, but Maytree continues to bite users' heads off as they disagree with her.

Edit: Maytree deleted the content of her post and links to a journal entry with the same rant. She says- Why the move? So I can boot the butt of anyone who's a jerk. So if you're going to be a jerk, just don't read. I'm serious.

So instead of parading around as a Mod in hagaren_manga, Maytree moves the rant to her own journal because she's the all powerful BOSS there.

Edit the Second: Deleted!

Edit the Third: Maytree posts in hagaren_manga again with a comment locked post stating that she's moving her recaps to her personal journal. She states- Since this is in my personal LJ, you should take the warning about not reading it seriously because if you jump in and post something about how I'm an utter Visigoth and Arakawa is a genius who artistic choices and storytelling facility should under no circumstances ever be questioned, I will delete your trollage without comment.

Maytree's entry is here, where she says she fears the "trolls" (the people who disagree with her) are interfering with her "work" (Fullmetal manga recaps).

Damn, if I knew manga recaps were classified under work, I would have started a review service a long time ago!

Are you tired of the Edits yet?: Mods from both hagaren_manga and fm_alchemist ask Maytree not to be so mean sounding in her posts, so they delete the manga recap posts linking to her journal. Maytree thinks the Mods are "policing" her journal and wonders why the people who "flamed" her aren't being hounded as well.