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13th May 2006

12:33pm: And here I thought the Sims needed a hack to wank....
The Sims2 BBS has always seemed to me to be just about as wanky as could be expected for a message board about a computer game. However, one post in particular caught my eye and is such a spectacular example of Missing The Point that I thought I would share it.

ShakeMV makes a post called "Pleasantview Racism." In it, he shares a storyline from his game where one character hates aliens and starts a campaign to eliminate them from the neighborhood. The only problem is that he fails to ever say "This is a storyline from my game!" though, imo, it's pretty clear that it's not programmed game behavior.

And then the board has a hissy )

To sum up- The Sims are not racist. Even if they are, we shouldn't talk about it. The end. Now I am off to make some Sims gay marriages and not post about them on the BBS.

(I have previewed this post, since the last time I posted it looked awful, and the html does not appear to be broken. If it is, I apologize and will fix asap.)
6:02pm: Smallville MySpace wank: "Free Lana!"
In the Smallville fandom, there is a popular Clark/Lana shipper board called Sweet. The fans there are not happy with the season finale "Vessel." A fairly prominent poster decides to wank on Steven DeKnight's myspace about it, with the encouragement of other posters. More fans take his lead and wank on DeKnight's myspace, then post their comments on Sweet for the others to see.

However, the fun doesn't really start until some non-Sweet fans come onto DeKnight's myspace to defend the show's honor. (Scroll about halfway down to merricate's post... myspace apparently doesn't permalink comments like LJ does. It starts there.) It quickly degenerates to a "Your fave character sucks!" "No, your fave character sucks!" back-and-forth. Highlights below the cut.

Set Lana free! )

And on and on, until Steve DeKnight makes commenting friends only. Undeterred, the Sweets begin sending e-mails. and calling for members on SD's friends list to go to his MySpace. The wank continues to spill into the remainder of the thread and, if you're really bored brave, the next thread.
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