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5:29pm: Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friends
Gacked from wank_report Paul Macartney and Heather Mills are splitting up. wynoah on beatlepics posts:

"WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul and Stumpy are breaking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Wank occurs, of course. My favourite line: "This makes me lose faith in the beatle fans. I always thought we were a collective fandom who chose love instead of hate, but that's obviously not the case."

6:58pm: (Hey, fanficrants! I was beginning to worry about you, there. You haven't made it past clairvoyantwank in almost a week! It's good to see you're still going strong.)

Zuko's eye color.

Over on fanficrants, shes_unreal has very firm opinions on this matter of earth-shattering importance. Gold? Yes. Amber? ... acceptable. Yellow? NO WAY IN HELL! ARE YOU BLIND? DIDN'T YOU PLAY WITH CRAYONS AS A KID?

Hop on over and learn something about gemology.