: American Idol Wank: You mean everything you read on the Internet ISN'T true?
From people beating the shit out of their own mothers over finalist disagreements to Simon Cowell publicly flaming Prince, this season of American Idol has seen nigh-unprecedented volumes of wank, but I guess we've all beentoo busy wanking right along slacking off, 'cause none of it's been posted here. To try to make up for it, here's a recent small but amusing one:
Over on![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif)
ohnotheydidnt, erinthrasher posts an anecdote in which she wanks (IN CAPS LOCK OF RAGE!!!!) about her negative experiences serving American Idol 5 finalist Chris Daughtry pizza:
( Not to talk shit... but, you DIDN'T EVEN WIN AMERICAN IDOL. )
People on ONTD chime in with the usual "Chris is a douche" variety of comments, but some people onamericanidol, not all of them Chris fans, call bullshit:
I saw Taylor Hicks at the mall eating a baby. Source: ME
Apparently Taylor Hicks is a cannibal.
and: Yeah, I saw Kellie [Pickler] wipe her ass with the American flag! I KNEW she was a commie! and so forth.
To add intrigue, there's even further doubt cast on the story, since in her own LJ, erinthrasher posted her righteous indignation at not being called in to work that morning. She is now claiming she was called in anyway, but she made the "I didn't get called in" post after the ONTD post, so her claim is dubious. But her ONTD post, which she has apparently reposted in multiple American Idol/ Chris Daughtry communities, isn't enough of a 15 minutes of fame thing for this girl. She had to repost this witty AIM tete-a-tete *again* the next day, detailing how she did, after all, go in to work - turns out it seems her coworker was trying to SABOTAGE her chances of meeting Chris Daughtry:
i had to make pizza and it was retarded as shit.
So, did Erin, in fact, serve Chris Daughtry pizza? Was she even there? Was he a douchebag about it? Was it okay to be a douchebag about it, because, you know, it was Erin? Did someone seriously let a reality show contestant shave her head for a $35 concert ticket? You be the judge.
From people beating the shit out of their own mothers over finalist disagreements to Simon Cowell publicly flaming Prince, this season of American Idol has seen nigh-unprecedented volumes of wank, but I guess we've all been
Over on
ohnotheydidnt, erinthrasher posts an anecdote in which she wanks (IN CAPS LOCK OF RAGE!!!!) about her negative experiences serving American Idol 5 finalist Chris Daughtry pizza:( Not to talk shit... but, you DIDN'T EVEN WIN AMERICAN IDOL. )
People on ONTD chime in with the usual "Chris is a douche" variety of comments, but some people on
americanidol, not all of them Chris fans, call bullshit:I saw Taylor Hicks at the mall eating a baby. Source: ME
Apparently Taylor Hicks is a cannibal.
and: Yeah, I saw Kellie [Pickler] wipe her ass with the American flag! I KNEW she was a commie! and so forth.
To add intrigue, there's even further doubt cast on the story, since in her own LJ, erinthrasher posted her righteous indignation at not being called in to work that morning. She is now claiming she was called in anyway, but she made the "I didn't get called in" post after the ONTD post, so her claim is dubious. But her ONTD post, which she has apparently reposted in multiple American Idol/ Chris Daughtry communities, isn't enough of a 15 minutes of fame thing for this girl. She had to repost this witty AIM tete-a-tete *again* the next day, detailing how she did, after all, go in to work - turns out it seems her coworker was trying to SABOTAGE her chances of meeting Chris Daughtry:
i had to make pizza and it was retarded as shit.
So, did Erin, in fact, serve Chris Daughtry pizza? Was she even there? Was he a douchebag about it? Was it okay to be a douchebag about it, because, you know, it was Erin? Did someone seriously let a reality show contestant shave her head for a $35 concert ticket? You be the judge.