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10:00am: Kingdom Hearts 2
Thank to the mouse on </a>wank_report</span>.

On the </a>0kingdom_hearts lj comm, vaguely calls the game makers misogynistic bastards and posts a scan of the guide book of such misogyny. Posters are quick to add their "Uh-huh"s and "Nu-uh"s on whether any of the girls of this game are strong or not and they won't stop until their side wins. Even if they have to go into character bashing, tl;dr-ing, triple posting, or calling "PWNED".

selfina_hikayu: PWNED.

Goddamn it this dude is right.

*gives Award of Coolness* This person, and their comment, is made of WIN and SEX.


vaguely: I waws not OMG PWNED by a slightly hysterical defense of a bit character. Worst use of PWNED ever.


unable2connect: But the fact you can't counter = teh phailed at arguing back. ;)


Even threats of bodily harm won't stop them!


xemnas_1: i'm gonna make this short and sweet.....

IF KAIRI WASN'T STRONG ALREADY, THEN SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A KEYBLADE!

Once again, in her defense, she had never physically fought before she got the keyblade (supposedly).


igivebugshugs: If I had never played KH2, I would bash you with full knives and steel-tipped blugeons. HOWEVER I have so I won't. In the first game Kairi was a royal bitch. In the second she was like a goddess that can kick ass.


Also, feminism is brought up on page 2!

igivebugshugs: Are you a feminist? I really... really... really don't like feminists and their 'OMG WOMEN ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MEN AND DESERVE MORE CREDIT' shit. No, I don't think men are better than women but I don't think the other way either. And women are getting the credit they deserve so please... just... no.

5:48pm: Lion King Fanart wank ahoy!
Copied from wank_report:

The Lion King Fanart archive is a huge cornucopia of all animals Disney style. It used to be about the actual movie at one point, but now it looks like purple wolves with wings and magic powahz as well as goth, rocker emo lions are par for the course. Anyway, the site owner has started cracking down on off-topic art and violence that exceeds a G-PG rating; a post on this subject can be seen in the Administrator's Message on the main page.

Cue backlash and wank by a select group of artists.

In which we get some wanking glory about how no blood is allowed, and in which the Administrator himself says not to use the "don't like it, don't look at it" argument, but his calls are pretty much in vain.


More!

And it continues.

I DON'T WANT ATTENTION, GUYS.


Full of blockquote and lack of spell check for the whole family!