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3:31pm: Immature asshole doctors? Huh.
A mousie put a link in the Japanese fashion wank thread to this. Seems like there is House wank, but some of it has been bahleeted already. So read this one fast. Because it may not survive long. Or it may live forever (or as long as lj.) I screencapped the post just in case but the comments are collapsed and stuff and I am too lazy for that kind of capping.

The OP alibi_factory was banned from house_md and two of her posts were deleted (though apparently one post was about the deleted one so maybe that doesn't count as two, it just counts for effort.) She is posting from _thickasabrick (which is her House comic):

"I think it sucks that a fan community for a show about an asshole making nasty quips is so dainty and pansy-ass."

Reply highlights include "Go give yourself a freaking rectal..."

and a mention of the littlest armadillo!

Several posters are waiting with baited breath for this to make fandom_wank. Well actually it kinda looks like fandom_wank over there already.

( more wackiness under the cut )

So a moral in the form of one of those stupid MasterCard commercials.

Cost of getting wanky in hopes of getting on fandom wank? $0
Getting on fandom wank? $0
Trolling fandom wank as an anon? $0
IP logging? Priceless

ETA 2:
Aaaaaaaaaaand i_heart_cameron confesses to being one of our fucktards mice. Wow, the attention whoring just doesn't stop! I don't log IPs on my JF journal. So whatever.


ETA3: hahahahahaha! This wank is so funny. Let me sum up. alibi_factory and co. put in a fabulous effort to get on f_w. Their wank is posted. They (minions) misbehave in the wank and anon posting gets turned off. I mistakenly think my accusation has driven the bathshit insane away, buuuuut apparently alibi_factory has been at a bug museum today. So the minions are upset that I somehow got the details wrong based on their anon trolling?

Srsly. I needed this laugh.

6:20pm: Harry Potter stars don't care about anorexics
tipped off by someone in wank_report:

So there was a post in the infamous lj com ohnotheydidnt where Harry Potter star Katie Leung who plays Cho Chang says that she thinks American celebrities, like Mary Kate Olsen specifically, tend to be bad role models for young girls.

See the debate over if anorexia is a disease erupt. See the debate over Emma Watson's past behavior. See an OMG!racist! person insult Leung's nationality. But it's ok since the poster is only racist against asians who aren't Japanese or Korean.

See the numerous comments with the sentiment "You're not famous enough to talk like this."

And let's not forget the inevitable"British people have bad teeth" comment.

It just goes on and on. As usual, ohnotheydidnt brings the wank, destroying your mind as you read, one brain cell at a time.