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2:42pm: Ah, HP wank. Is there any other kind?
As the internet is no doubt aware by now, DanRad gets to root a horse in the play Equus, which he'll be performing some time next year. That 'root a horse' bit might be pre-emptive hyperbole, but it's close enough.

So I thought to myself when the news started circulating around the internet a bit more, "gee, I bet that there will be idiocy over at Mugglenet about this casting decision." My tremendous wank-catalyst powers said: yes, twas indeed so. While most of the responses have been "ZOMG YOU GUYS WE NEED TO SEE THIS!!!" and fairly positive, there have been some charmingly wonderful comments.

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8:55pm: Mel Gibson DUI wank...Or I Will Take a Dump in Your Dinner!
Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI...let the wank begin.

A mousie on wank_report left this link: http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/07/wwjd.html If you can read the tiny type in eye burning pink, the 352 comments contain much wankiness, from both sides, about the OP's use of the word Christian.

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Now when I saw that first link I thought I'd go read the yahoo news article, and noticed they had a discussion link. Guess what I found? Yep, you guessed it, very much wank.

There is Anti-Sematism and political wank, which when combined with a Mel Gibson is rude in restaurants comment somehow leads to a weird "OMG I QUIT TEH INTERNETS...but not before I poop in your meatloaf" post.( No really... )

And this comment from sharikshum is full of wonderfulness:
GIBSON IS ONE OF THE FEW REAL MAN Still alive in this gutless world of feminized men. Let him drink and drive and hope he'll run over some of the liberal womin on his waY!
Go, Mel!!!
Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?

And so much more lurks in the 1997 comments on that story.