Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

10:59am: Well, aren't you just the cuuuutest little wank?
Aaaaren't you? Who's an adooorable, snugglable, cuddlable wank? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Ahem. Sorry. Subject matter got to me for a minute.

Because, you see, this wank is on CuteOverload, which can lead to unstoppable cooing, squeeing, sighing, and possible vomiting in all who dare view its unstoppable onslaught of baby-animal photos. It can also lead to wank. Observe:

CuteOverload posts a series of photos of a fat-cheeked baby encountering, examining, and "snorgling" (snort + snuggle) an anemic-looking puppy. The baby happens to be of apparently Asian descent, and the photos are annotated in Korean.

You see where this is going.

( OOOUUUUUZZZHABOOBOO!!! )

11:53am: Your sick obsession is making my obsession look sick by association!
I've been resisting posting this wank, not because it's not wanky (it definitely is) but because I've already wanked Zac a couple of times for his column before. (Are there any specific rules on that?) But when he posted a follow-up column, well...

Anime News Network's Zac Bertschy, previously seen encouraging a yaoi "debate" and slamming fansubs, does not like lolicon. At all. And he'd really like you to know it. So when he received a letter last week asking What's the deal with all this "lolicon" stuff? Zac decided to take advantage of the ready-made soap box.

( How would you like it if big media got a hold of this trend and decided to do a story on how anime fandom is a haven for pedophiles? )

You can imagine how that went over. It sparked 36 pages of "discussion" on the boards which, for ANN, is one hell of a lot of pages.

( Loli brings out all the bad analogies to the yard. )

But that's not the end of it. Oh no.

This week, Zac decides his last column was so "successful" he's going to devote this one entirely to the responses he got.

( ...not unlike some kind of flame-baiting sundae )

Zac prints four responses, 3 telling him how correct he is and one half-disagreeing which Zac then tears apart.

And the forums are off again...