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10:50pm: Trouble in the Host Club...
Over in ouranhostclub, chiisanahime makes a post ranting about the poor quality of the For Richer or Poorer fansub. According to the OP, there are numerous translation errors in the sub of episode eighteen.
Some people thank the OP for the info, others warn that the OP's use of words like "unacceptable", "cheated", and "trainwreck" is rather harsh, and still others...get rather upset.

"Don't like? Don't watch! And don't you dare complain about something you're getting for free!
The Ouran fandom is sooo meeeeeaaaan!!! And...uh...eats its young!

Sarcasm and too many analogies abound. Meanwhile, I wait patiently for the Lunar fansub.

11:35pm: Because we're all secretly jealous of the Suefics.
There's a bit of a wanklet breaking out over on the journal smsues, the Sailor Moon Sue of the Day. She reports a fanfic and the Author shows up with sockpuppets "sisters" who are ready to defend the Author at any cost.

Only it would seem that the Author, sailor_ryo_ohki, her "sister", angel_mina, and the Mouse sister all showed up at the same time, making it look like Ryo_Ohki and a couple of sockpuppets causing the wank.

Did I mention that the fanfic in question is a Space Channel 5 crossover? With the Sue working Ulala's job and show? avatarsues does, and Mousy-puppet starts off the wank.

Meanwhile, Ryo_Ohki packs up her toys and says she'll take down her fic to please everyone else. Only she doesn't. She comes back with a bug up her butt instead.

And of course, the famous line of "It's funny when you spork others, but when you do it to my friends, IT'S ON BIATCH!!!" is preached by angel_mina.

Another fandom favorite- the Mouse states that we're all jealous of Ryo_Ohki and that it's our fault that the world's going to hell because we're such BIG MEANIES. The Mouse later claims that Ryo_Ohki's such a good writer, her fanfic is being read on a Radio Show. *snortgiggle*

It's a medium-sized wank now, but just you watch, it'll grow. Knowing the Sailor Moon fandom, it'll grow...

Edit: Quick! Ready the Internet Lawyers! angel_mina announces that "I am going to take drastic measures into my own hands. You're going to go down. Each and everyone of you will pay for your cruelty"!

Edit the Second: Wank spills over into another entry, where one of the Wankling Sisters (not Ryo_Ohki) was sporked. Not so much wank as it is Mouse-comment flooding.

Edit the Third: The Anti-Sailor Moon Sues Community is created with the following community info-

This is a community that makes sure that SMsues is stopped and possibly punished for what she has done to authors and authoress. We will not tolerate anyone to make a big deal out of what people's stories and characters. So please join if your sick of her meanness and evilness.

Priceless. And it's now been bahleeted.

Revenge of the Edits: Ryo_Ohki's fanfic has now been deleted. SHOCKER.

Tired of Edits Yet?: Ryo_Ohki really packs up her toys and leaves the internets, leaving some silly chat script mini-fic on her profile about her friends begging her not to go. Ryo_Ohki also deletes all of her comments over at smsues.

Edits Again: Of course, no wank is complete until the Troll visits us here at Fandom_Wank. And she says we're the ones who need lives. :P

Edits of TRUTH: smsues reveals in her recent entry that she has the IP addresses of all who comment on her journal and says that people are free to comment, just as long as they don't use Sockpuppets.

So it turns out that Ryo_Ohki's "sisters" are really just sockpuppets after all.

More Edits: Ryo_Ohki's profile is back up. It really looks like the child can't decide if she's going to be polite or if she's going to kick some ass over the internet in the way a fangirl knows how.

Edits Again: angel_mina has been burned at the stake. Expect more Mouse Trollage to follow.

This Just In: We're all on ORANGE ALERT!!! Too bad no one cares over there either. XP

And There's MORE! The Wankling Sisters are rallying the friends over at DeviantArt. This just in- We're all MEANIES with no creativity. (I beg to differ, seeing that annabelle_lee's Orange Alert icon is a bucket of WIN) Edit: This has been deleted as well. ;o;

This Just Won't End, Will It? After attempting to post her Sailor Sue fanfic once again, Ryo_Ohki claims that her Fanfiction.net account is for her Tokyo Mew Mew fics only.

smsues makes a link to the "rewritten" fic, but Ryo_Ohki shows up again and whines. SMSues snarks a bit about how the story was moved because of Ryo_Ohki's sudden fear of negative reviews.

The profile's been changed back with this added in- A small word to the Mary sue society and their little minions: kiss my cute little cabbit ass because I sure as hell don't need you to tell me how to do my hobbies or how I write.