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10:09am: ff.net review wank, small but potent
A popular Gravitation fic suddenly gets a less-than-glowing review, and hell breaks loose.

Highlights:

-The author bitches out the negative reviewer and makes a contest: Whoever scolds the meanie flamer the best gets to name Yuki and Shuichi's adopted child who needs 12 pills a day because he has a disease that makes him throw tantrums!

-Godwin's law broken by Wank It.

-The snark pours in as soon as the story is linked to on fanficrants (bad form, yo)

The story itself is cliched and turns into flat-out glurge after chapter 17.

7:49pm: I know, I know, I just posted a TF wank.
But this was too good to pass up.

I don't know if anyone's heard of the Transformers KISS series. The premise is that the Autobots must fight the Decepticons and power up--by being kissed by girls. I'm dead serious.

These are four borderline NWS images from the manga of it.

http://www.mediaworks.co.jp/special/daioh/pickup/pickup03.html
http://www.fantofan.jp/news/mag/dengenkidaioh-oct06-1.jpg
http://www.fantofan.jp/news/mag/dengenkidaioh-oct06-2.jpg
http://www.fantofan.jp/news/mag/dengenkidaioh-oct06-3.jpg

Someone posts the links at the Allspark, one of the large Transformers message boards. People wank about whether it is sexual or not to have a penis-shaped tongue coming out of the dude's mouth and towards a preteen girl.