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11:46am: What would Richard Rahl think of this wank?
This wank report owes its existence to a request from the lol_meme. I hope you all find it full of LOL.

There's no wank like author wank, as we've seen before from Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton. Now throw some zealous fans into the mix, and you get Terry Goodkind's wikipedia page.

For those of you not familiar with his output, Terry Goodkind writes novels (don't call them fantasy!) in the 'Sword of Truth' series, beginning with Wizard's First Rule and now up to I don't know what. They've garnered comparisons with Robert Jordan in terms of size and the tendency to go on and on and will probably eventually sell for $2.99 a pound. He's also a serious devotee of Ayn Rand, works grand philosophical insights into his books, and is very insistent that he's not writing fantasy--the nasty publishers have just miscategorized his books:

( Terry Goodkind Speaks! )

11:03pm: HP art wank. About wanking to art.
Not very long, or very original, but amusing.

tiredofwired posts an innocuous and well drawn artwork of Harry sleeping, showing his bare backside.

Several commenters respond with the usual praise, assertions of how hot it is, etc., including reishishi, who humorously suggests getting out her vibrator.

societysedso doesn't see the humor and goes on for many comments about how expressing interest in a teenage fictional character makes one a pedophile, and it explodes from there. With bonus deleted posts, other parties getting in on the wankiness, animated legos, and more.

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