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8:24am: Crocodile Hunter deathwank roundup
Roundup of three posts from wank_report.

So, Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter, died Monday in Australia from a stingray attack. Tragic. But how better to mourn than by wanking?

Courtesy of a mouse called macchiato, stupidpetowners comm members doing the "WTF?" and "How bad will the Aussie press tacky it up?" thing.

As reported by a complete anonymouse, however, it's the useless_facts comm that really gets fapping. More WTFery until gelosia comes along with
( this: )
An anon comes along to ( defend the stingray: ) ...and they're off!

Lastly, reported by a(nother?) mousey, the metaquotes comm gets in on the fun with ( a tasteless joke: ) ( exception is taken: ) And they're off!

More to come as the news spreads throughout the day, I'm sure.

6:22pm: CALL THE POLICE
Ahem. My first wank. Be gentle okay?

There is a storm brewing in the Pokemon fandom.

Serebii.net has been hacked. In the past five hours it has been redirected to Smogon, Pojo, Huntail's wikipedia page (some of the edits have NSFW images), Pokemon porn and a Hulk Hogan fansite, so be very wary if you click on it.

However, the site's forum is very much still active. And here is where all the action is.

People ask what is going on, wonder about the sites they're being directed too, scream "EW PORN" and just don't get the sarcasm. Sprinkled in every now and then is someone screaming "CALL THE POLICE" and the idea that its all just a hoax on Serebii's part.

Small, but enjoyable.

9:16pm: you guys suck, I'm kicking you out of the club!
With the Will is a group devoted to Digimon. At first it was just a message board, but recently it has become a subbing and scanslation group as well. If you're in the Digimon fandom, you might have heard of them.

There is a group of people known as the "Pandas" on the message board. Basically, they’re a group of people within the forum who hang out together on aim and IRC. Usually they are fairly civil about things, but some of the Pandas have made it known that they don’t like the current administration. Some people, especially some of the higher-ups, really don’t like them, and they have a habit of not listening to pandas. (Hint: people with the panda edit of V in their signature are Pandas.)

( the wank )

In short, never let a power-hungry maniac gain even a shred of power. This is what happens.

ETA: HTML is fixed so that it isn't pastede on yey.

ETA2: Board = BAHLEETED. I'll see if anyone got screenshots of any of the topics.