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12:29pm: Ban me, baby! Ban me harder!
Yes, my friends, it's September 5, and you know what that means!

SEPPY'S BIRTHDAY BANNINATION SPREE!

Are you special enough to have been unjustifiably banned by the wonderful wonderful man who just might be our only surviving mod at this point? Will I be banned for asking? Will this post even get approved? REPLY HERE TO FIND OUT!

Except for the part about this post getting approved, of course, since if you're reading this now then it obviously has been, duh.

Oh, and where's the wank, you ask? Well, I'm sure there'll be some in the comments eventually, so just check back in an hour or two.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEP! PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!

5:49pm: HI THERE.

It's a coup, sorry. I've banned all the mods except the lovely Apoplexia and Eljuno who are now my loyal lieutenants although I think I forgot to tell Apo.

For the rest of you...




Courtesy of my friend, storage2, we have the banning certificate!

To pick up YOUR bannation certificate, please go to this directory and locate the one with your username.

( The bannees were... )

If anyone's curious, the main criteria for getting banned was 'I saw your username while making the list' or 'you were a mod and a THREAT'

Or you asked.

additions to the ranks of the banned:

Puipui
Geekmagirl
Xturtle

7:46pm: SIC SEMPER...I forget the declension for proditor so just...PRODITOR.

ALSO: TRY TO BAN ME? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

ETA: SIC SEMPER PRODITORIBUS. Thank you, greypearl

9:54pm: Okay, I'm off to bed now. I should have unbanned everyone I banned and a few of the extras that got hit after except for annabelle_lee who came in after she was unbanned and consequently begged to experience the joys of her fellow bannees. If there's any discrepencies (Thorny, baby, now's your chance) just mention it here and I'm sure another mod will deal with it or me if I'm still attention whoring. And here I thought I was just gonna have to camwhore making out with various male mods or something.

Also I'm a little scared for the servers so I'm stopping it now. o_O I need my toy alive!


GOODNIGHT, FAIR WANKAHS. DO NOT BE EVIL.

I had a fun birthday. I also totally got another awesome hat. As a wise song once inexplicably said, I don't want the world, I just want to wear hats.

For Snacky's birthday we're making you mudwrestle.

9:56pm: YES! I'M IN! I'M BACK!

::looks around::

Er. You never saw me. I was never here.








Donations ipods laptopsCASH gladly accepted for bannings and unbannings.



ETA: OMG STOP BANNING ME!

11:53pm: Dr. Who fandom is run by a cabal! And they have a *gasp* LJ comm!
First reported on clairvoyantwank by oar here but the wank has grown even more wankier since. Reported here at oar's request.

So apparently, since Doctor Who fandom had its anonymous hate meme a while back, the totally logical thing to do is to start a new one at dw_anon, right? Right.

Things proceed as usual with Rose fen bitchingabout Rose and about anti_Rose fen many times, People bitching about Rose and Doctor/Rose fen, and an (in)famous Doctor/Rose smutfic is posted with the lines "take me time lord". No joke.

Highlights of the wank aside from the Big One:

Meglomaniac mouse confesses to poking misscam, who is apparently a BNF in Dr. Who fandom.

The Next MsScribes?

Mouse bitches about kammgirl, who has already been mentioned several times in the comments as a BNF suckup, crazy Rose fen, etc etc. IN this particular thread though, nostalgia_lj and kammgirl start bitching at each other about....bitching about each other passive-agressively. It spirals out in several threads with the anonymouses piping in several times. I have to admit I got only half of it but the rest of you are welcome to try and puzzle out WTF is happening there as well.

I got someone kicked out of the Dr. Who fandom

Oldschoolfans vs Newschool fen, er, fans.

Our own drakyndra gets a mention. She is also, evidently, a part of the BNF cabal. Or something.

Other than some verrrrrry interesting threads with Romana fen and Rose fen fighting it out, the anonymous meme continues as usual with New School ("You're not old school if you started with the Ninth Doctor!!11!" vs "OMG No Fair!" which I can't find right now but was wanky in its own right) etc, until page fourteen.

The huge wankfest comes out when an anonymous posts information about teh_commune, which is apparently a conspiracy by the Dr. Who BNFs to run fandom or something. Quoting from oar's summary here since this shit is way to crazy for me:

"Someone outs a private community called teh_commune which is supposedly the plotting room of the shadowy cabal that secretly runs Who fandom on lj. Another someone digs up the members list, which happens to contain the names of a lot of a lot of BNFs or suspected BNFs. Furious anonymice go crazy. taraljc, the comm's (I think?) original creator, in the wankiest move yet, decides to delete the comm. She later undeletes it, but kicks off all the members or something. The is widely seen as proof of the comm's cliquey evilness. taraljc ends up blaming her wanky behavior on the recent death of a relative. All of this pisses kateorman off so much that she tells much of lj Who fandom to go screw itself and announces her intention to abandon her modly duties on T&C. No word on whether or not any of these statements will be later retracted."

Screencap showing teh_commune (and a F_wank mention!)

Anonymouses bitch about the BNF cabal in Doctor Who fandom

The BNF cabal decide which characters the fandom must like!

The Communist Manifesto is mentioned (The new Godwin's Law?)

Kateorman's Rant

The anonymice further uncover taraljc's conspiracy!!1! with the discovery that every member except for taraljc has left the teh_commune.

Other mice bitch about the original mice
Oh for gods sake what is the matter with you lot? So fuck if some people are friends and have their own private comm. Is it because you got turned down or something?

Paranoid much?

Which is later discovered to be from yuxonomei and which starts up a new thread on "you care too much!"

taraljc gives a further explanation, which just starts a whole new round of wank with the anonymice and INSINUATIONS OF THE DARK AND DEEP.

People continue to rehash the whole wank of teh_commune over and over again, with the wank piling up continuously. Though now people seem to have moved onto the completely new and totally original subject of Doctor/Rose shippers and the Third Doctor.

Much wanking in a lot of the comments. Might want to get to screencapping as it's unsure whether this meme will last even without breaking LJ's TOS.

EDIT: D: F-locked. Some screencaps here thanks to jetamors