: Dear Sepiamagpie,
NOBODY EXPECTS THE FRENCH BANNINATION!
happy pwnd birthday.
[ready, set, wank!]
happy pwnd birthday.
[ready, set, wank!]
Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock
History
6th September 2006
: We now return you to your regularly scheduled wank, HP-style
This wank is almost too predictable to bother posting, but a few gems caught my eye. It's not repetitive: It's classic. Right.
Surprising exactly no one who has devoted more than three seconds to understanding Catholicism, a high-ranking Catholic priest -- "the Pope's chief exorcist," according to the news -- says Harry Potter is evil. And -- praise Godwin! -- compares the character to Stalin and Hitler, who were apparently possessed by the devil. (Well, if anyone would know that, it would be the chief exorcist, no?) Mugglenet and The Leaky Cauldron link to the story, and the slavering fanbrats wanksplode.
There's lots of the usual shock, lolz, cries of "IF ONLY HE'D READ THE BOOKS HE'D UNDERSTAAAAAND" (... yeah, I don't think so), and snark about the "free publicity" this will garner for Jountil she's bigger than Jesus.
( 'Harry Potter: King of Darkness' would make a rather good title for Book 7 ... )
This wank is almost too predictable to bother posting, but a few gems caught my eye. It's not repetitive: It's classic. Right.
Surprising exactly no one who has devoted more than three seconds to understanding Catholicism, a high-ranking Catholic priest -- "the Pope's chief exorcist," according to the news -- says Harry Potter is evil. And -- praise Godwin! -- compares the character to Stalin and Hitler, who were apparently possessed by the devil. (Well, if anyone would know that, it would be the chief exorcist, no?) Mugglenet and The Leaky Cauldron link to the story, and the slavering fanbrats wanksplode.
There's lots of the usual shock, lolz, cries of "IF ONLY HE'D READ THE BOOKS HE'D UNDERSTAAAAAND" (... yeah, I don't think so), and snark about the "free publicity" this will garner for Jo
( 'Harry Potter: King of Darkness' would make a rather good title for Book 7 ... )
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Oh, World of Warcraft.
From a mouse on![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif)
wank_report:
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif)
pochanike posts to worldofwarcraft asking for advice: she's being harrassed on the server she's on, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Everyone sides with her, until netgoth posts telling what really happened—the OP apparently became upset with her boyfriend after they broke up (he was "talking trash" about her in his guild post-breakup), so she logged into his accounts, disbanded the 300 person guild he had, and deleted his character(s). pochanike hems and haws, then finally admits that yes, she did, but she didn't want to bring it up, because she didn't want to bring drama into it. People accuse her of attention-whoring, and comparisons are made to a soap-opera on the second page. Be sure not to miss allegations that she's caused drama in the community before. thebitingfaery makes a minor appearence, mainly to tell pochanike "shame on you."
Small-ish, but still amusing.
From a mouse on
wank_report: pochanike posts to worldofwarcraft asking for advice: she's being harrassed on the server she's on, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Everyone sides with her, until netgoth posts telling what really happened—the OP apparently became upset with her boyfriend after they broke up (he was "talking trash" about her in his guild post-breakup), so she logged into his accounts, disbanded the 300 person guild he had, and deleted his character(s). pochanike hems and haws, then finally admits that yes, she did, but she didn't want to bring it up, because she didn't want to bring drama into it. People accuse her of attention-whoring, and comparisons are made to a soap-opera on the second page. Be sure not to miss allegations that she's caused drama in the community before. thebitingfaery makes a minor appearence, mainly to tell pochanike "shame on you." Small-ish, but still amusing.