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12:30pm: If you don't play the way I want you to, then you shouldn't play at all!!!11
Over in worldofwarcraft, captainecchi apparently woke up and decided today was a good day to dictate how other people should play WoW. The entry really seems to be aimed at a particular person but the entire tone of the entry just completely disgusted me.

Honestly, the OP seems to be a reasonable person (darn it), but this personal grudge really didn't deserve a post in a comm.

Still, a few of the comment threads are wanky, even though there's not much overall. It's definitely entertaining reading.



Also: Arrrrr.

1:00pm: Those Damn Harry Potter Plagiarists Can't Even Make An Effort These Days
Devilfancy stole fic from Celandineb. When Celandineb found it, Devilfancy came up with some of the worst plagiarism excuses I've ever seen. ETA: Devilfancy's icon is NSFW

( I signed up for an account because i thought it would be a great place to keep fics I was reading or wanted to read again little knowing that OTHER PEOPLE COULD READ MY JOURNAL. )

ETA: She's Done This Before.

ETA 2: Devilfancy Explains Situation To Fans. She might have stolen another author's sex scene, but it was a mediocre sex scene, so that's okay!

ETA 3: She's locked down her LJ. But there is plenty of c*&ped stuff in the report.

9:47pm: Buffalo are GAY. (Animorphs Wank, Mateys!)
Over at animorphs, blue_samurai posts a link to an Amazon.com page for a new book by KAA Applegate, called The Bufallo Storm.

We think. Considering that the page won't load for anyone, and blue_samurai just wants us to wait and see, no one knows for sure! But the wank truly begins when swell leaves this wonderfully witty comment:

Title sounds kinda gay.

There is snark and wank, until swell deletes all the comments! But fear not, gentle wankas, because swell has capped it for attention-whoring our amusement. Oh, who's our wittle webel? She is! She is!

The title sounds kind of gay STUPID. STUPID LIKE DUMB LIKE RE-no wait, I can't say that, I might offend someone, because God (OH THERE I GO AGAIN!) knows that I don't live in a country with free speech and this is a deeply serious forum where all must keep a solemn tone. Because, you know, Animorphs had no aspects in it that might offend anyone. Ever.

Isn't that sooo cute?!

By the way, the book's a picture book. Just in case you cared. Enjoy it while you can, mateys, odds are this post will get bahleeted with the tide.

ETA: Now with links. *headdesk*