Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:03pm: House, House, House...
Fandom: "LIEK, OMG. House totally has Asperger's Sydrome. And also ADHD and bipolar disorder and ASP and depression and MPD/DID and the gheys and also he totally cuts JUST LIEK ME."

The entire cast: "Yes. House, you have Asperger's Syndrome. I read it on the internets."
House: "...Buh? No I don't, you blithering idiots, I'm too busy curing this actual autistic child plz go 'way now."

Fandom: *...asplodes*


( I'm totally right! The show got it wrong! )


Two pages of wank so far, with an overwhelming sense of tl:dr. Also one post by yours truly from way before the post-ep wank started.


And meanwhile asperger celebrates by dedicating its weekly circle jerk to darling Greg, because no one actually heard a word of the show's dialogue. 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO CRAZY. GET IT.



Today's questions -- when did House turn into Gussie Fink-Nottle? Why the hell can't a writer decide what's up with his own characters anymore? And will the House fandom ever stop wanking?




Disclaimer: I've been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, which makes me very, very hip. I am, however, also blessed with a sense of humor and the ability to lol. Hurrah.

3:20pm: Usagi Kou. 'Nuff said.
It's that time of year again. The time of year when we all draw up our chairs and watch another outbreak of Usagi Kou wank.

Usagi Kou's friend Sonnya is no longer her friend and wants everyone to know Lori is a leech and a parasite.

The Klou Kou Clan is circling around giving their opinions for and against Usagi Kou, who is either the leech who leeched their life spirits away, or the only reason they go on living. And D.J. Ranmas has shown up with nude pictures of Usagi Kou. Yes, you read that right. Hold on to your seats.

ETA: Usagi Kou responds in her usual mature manner.