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1:30am: TDS Wank: It's not just for LJ anymore!
So Comedy Central now has message boards on their website, and against my better judgment, I decided to mosey on over and take a look at the board for The Daily Show. And, to no surprise, I found a somewhat lengthy thread entitled: It's official. John Stewart has SOLD OUT!

( I feel a need to apologize for the horrible format of the CC boards. But let us move on. )

4:28pm: "Severus, come to me/ Be the light for me/ So I can see/ Life's beauty/ Guide me to destiny."
NB. This is a fairly long post, since the forum I'm linking to is unreliable in its availability at any given time, and there's just so much here to turn your mind inside out. Also, warning for extreme creepiness and fannish mental instability. Thanks to julian_black who first discovered this fan.

SeverelyObsessed/Lady Darkness was in love with Severus Snape. So she did what any red-blooded woman would do and made a webpage in honour of that love. On the webpage were many pictures of Alan Rickman, but also her Marriage Vows To Snape.

( My Personal Unbreakable Vow to Severus... )

In case the viewer was left unaware of her total devotion to S. Snape, she also posted a photograph of her shrine to the Potions Master.

The course of true love never did run smooth. After a time, she felt she was slipping in her devotion to Snape. Days would go by when she didn't post more than a hundred squeeing messages on various Snape fan forums. Eventually she had to renew her vows.

( 'I will stop demanding you to come and see me, as I should respect your wishes.' )

( Letters to Severus, Dream Appearances, Treason Within the Ranks of the Snapefans, and Finally, The Break-Up. Also six special ETAs. )

ETA 7: I wasn't going to ETA anymore, but well,

Snapemaniac's comment to SnapeTatoo!Rose:

"Hey Rose! Did you know that Severus warned me quite a while back to beware who found out about us believing in him? Plus, more recently, HE told me to beware who I trust/speak to on the computer.
Now I know why.
He is something."

ETA 8: It's official. Snape has forbidden his followers to post at Fandom Wank.

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