Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

11:40am: "Marijuana is not a house in Hogwarts"
Hogwarts elite. (Insert your joke here). Wee_little_me tried to get in and got overwhelming squibbed. It might have had something to do with her unique spellings: 'Minerva McGanaglle' and 'Arogog'. It might have had something to do with the fact that half her answers involved marijuana. (It's what she'd see in the mirror of Erised, for instance.) It might have had something to do with her self-proclaimed penchant for drama. It even might have something to do with her promise to troll the community if they squeeed about ""Daniel Radcliff's sexy eyes".

Whatever it was that lead to being squibbed, Wee_little_me doesn't agree with it, and is telling the Hogwarts elite posters exactly what she feels about the way they've rejected her honest baring of her inner soul.

liret: squib I'm sorry, you're probably fun to have around, but I'm not sure you're a good fit for the community.
wee_little_me Unfortunatly thats not exactly for you to judge :S

and

decentlyturned:I like your pot bus business. Unfortunately, the questions that I look most at weren't very helpful in sorting you. As in, I couldn't find anywhere to put you because of a lack of elaboration, except near a pot plant. Nothing wrong with that, but marijuana is not a house in Hogwarts.

The funny gets stronger when it turns out that little_we_me is a rabid Snapefan.

"You have no case. My interpertation of Snape is compltely cannon. I find that one statement of yours quite insulting and I believe you lack knowledge into what cannon Snape is like. He happens to be a 3dimentional character, not a 2d snot-rag.

3:21pm: Of *course* you've heard of the great Nickolaus Pacione.
Well, I hadn't. Thanks to mindset, I now know Nickolaus Pacione (a.k.a. "Nicky the Goth") is internet famous. Why? For his "rational disagreements" with Poppy Z. Brite and others, his well-reasoned arguments for conservatism, his plans to sue LiveJournal for discrimination, his anthologies, and so on. His intelligent and witty blog entries are also high on the list.

This treasure, however, was brought to us by wank_report.

Given his history, it shouldn't be a shock that Nicky arrived on Amazon.com to lambast his critics. Collectives In a Forsaken Landscape is his masterwork. (And you will totally never guess it was self-published.)

The review war was going on before Nicky made his appearance.
( The enlightened. )

Indeed there are unenlightened souls who fail to appreciate these artistic statements:
( The unenlightened. )

This wouldn't be fun without the author showing up, now would it?

Fortunately, he does.
( 'This is what Anne Rice went through with her recent entry of the Vampire Chronicles.' )

( What's the book like? )
It's like Poe and Lovecraft walk among us once more, bundled up in one person!

I think it needs more chickens-that-are-not-chickens. How about you?

(For future reference, it appears that August 26 is officially Pacione day. Aren't you sad you missed it?)