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10:15am: Gackt should be shakin' in his bootsies!
Gackted from a mousie on wank_report, reported on clairvoyantwank , and now moved, for your pleasure, to f_w proper.


Over on her lj, gacktisgod aka 0s_a_b_r_i_n_a0 aka Sabrina of, you guessed it, Gackt fandom has not only found herself barred from Dears, the official Gackt fanclub, and all her concert reservations denied, but she is livid and vowing revenge.

If the name sounds familiar, it should. In a previous wank , Sabrina is the same girl who was blacklisted from Dears because of a stalking incident in Australia. Sabrina claims that it was a case of mistaken identity, but it led to her blacklisting from the fanclub the first time. The wank report is now lost but details were provided by over on this thread regarding the deletion and the wiki entry has been fixed to reflect this by the lovely tez.

This relates to the current wank. Sabrina sends in her renewal form and money and discovers to her horror, that the ban has not been lifted.

( Her plan for taking away Gackt's fans through the power of music! )

You can also see her make death threats in a previous entry. But they aren't as interesting as the ones she made in January when the stalking incident and primary blacklisting occurred (here's another old entry related to it).

Yesterday, Sabrina has stepped up on her plans to file a law suit against Gackt by contacting a prefectural law office. She means business.

( Her Revenge Doth Begun! )

3:50pm: My Thoughts On Yaoi
When you've got an LJ community with "rants" anywhere in the name, you can be pretty sure it's going to bring the wank. clamp_rants is no exception (although on further inspection it proves to be pretty reasonable and non-wanky for a ranting community).

It does have some wank, however, such as the following:

First, von_questenberg makes a post telling yaoi fans that they wouldn't like their favorite yaoi pairings anymore if one or both of the characters were genderswitched and the pairing became m/f or f/f. She also complains about the whole "there must be one seme and one uke in every pairing and no one ever switches!" phenomenon, saying that it's heterosexist (which is not a bad point, in my opinion, but that's neither here nor there).

Needless to say, the yaoi fans do not take kindly to being told what they do and don't like, although some of them do take the OP's side. Some pretty stupid comments are made. There is much missing of points all around.

On the topic of the complaint about the seme/uke stereotype, a poster gets up in arms about the "heterosexist" comment, saying that not all heterosexual relationships fit into rigid gender roles either. She then complains about how no one likes her seme!Subaru pr0n, and finishes by saying "but why discuss the sexual behaviour of ink?" Disregarding the fact that, you know, she just has. A lot of people get pissed off at her, too, and there is more wank, which devolves into the same-old same-old "Yaoi is not a realistic depiction of gay men!" / "Well, it's not supposed to be!" shouting match.

Next, someone points out the difference between the definitions "gender" vs. "sex", since "gender" is the word that was used in the original post. Her conversation with von_questenberg isn't exactly wanky, but it's pretty tl;dr.

There are many more tl;dr comments, but my eyes are beginning to glaze over, so.

6:51pm: No cub-yiffing plz?
Edit:
*Moved to i_wank by request.*