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3:50pm: Slightly stale, but still full of fanboy goodness!
I found some more Transformers movie wank (although this is about as easy to find as lesbian porn), started in the Official Don Murphy forums by a little man named Shadowfire.

WHY in the HELL do they feel compelled to make Prime look like a 2 bit street hood?

The reason for transforming into vehicles is to BLEND IN . When is the last time you saw a semi covered in a flame paint job? Why not just paint "I'M OPTIMUS PRIME" in big letters on either side - the result is the same....

When are the people makig this stuff going to WAKE UP and reconnect with the rest of the world????

When others try to tell him to chill out, he resorts to name calling.

I swear, people that hype the movie just because of the TF name remind me of Jehovah's Witnesses....

Why settle for what the studios want you to see, when it could be so much more if you would but say 'no'?

Apparently, if you don't think the movie will rape your childhood without lube, you are a plant or a drone worshipper of Bay's mighty cock. Shadowfire then reveals his mighty plan to bring down the movie.

Wasting money on an inferior movie it the act of a mindless lackey.

I have SEEN pictures of the characters, have obtained a draft of the script (don't ask - I won't tell you how), I have asked WHY and been attacked by bay drones.....

Do NOT presume to tell me to f*** off, or declare war on me - after all, the last person to piss me off almost had his neck snapped (lucky for him I realized what I was about to do, and was able to stop).

I propose that all those who do not like the look of this movie begin preperations to raise hell begining in may of next year - post protest flyers at the theatres, stick BOYCOT TRANSFORMERS on every TF toy package,

In short, do whatever come to mind to screw them like their screwing us.



Never mind that large portions of the internets have seen the script that has obviously been edited and altered into unrecognizability by this point, and that no one outside the Batshit Fanboy culture actually cares.

People gripe back at him and eventually the thread dissolves into a discussion of women and their bits. And all is well with the world--for about three seconds, anyway.

Jetplague puts it well:

Alright......we've got flames, beef, lots of bitchin' going on and back talkers. It's the backyard BBQ of Transformer fans!!

"Autobots! Transform and Rolls out...cause it's hot dogs next."

EDIT: And I have discovered Shadowfire's secret identity!

8:44pm: Apparently some crazy juice spilled into Pokémon fandom today
Yes, it's another Blackjack post, so it must be more Poké-wank.

Over on LJ, Kassichu posts about finding a shiny Pidgey during a sad moment with his/her girlfriend, which ends in girlfriend breaking the DS and getting smacked. People call troll, mostly because you can't find wild Pidgey in Pokémon Ruby.

But some people are not amused.

So then Robomechadedede posts with this lovely bit of wankery:

Okay, I am sick and tired of these joke posts about losing a shiny Pidgey! LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS NOT ****ING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, but not that!


Joke about child pornography, joke about 9/11, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T JOKE ABOUT LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY! Losing a shiny Pidgey DESTROYS a trainer, it STRIPS THE TRAINER OF HIS WORTH! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS OFF THE TABLE, NOT EVEN YOU ******* CAN BE SUCH ****HOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A SHINY PIDGEY BEING LOST!

And no, I am not ****ing Ash Ketchum, I am a trainer, I lost a shiny Pidgey. My 1/8192 chance Pokémon was taken from me, I can never get it in a Pokéball. I was defeated again and again and again and again and again by The Elite Four when I was on Victory Road, I wanted to ****ng kill myself. IS THAT ****ING FUNNY? **** NO YOU ****HOLES!

Go back to making 'can I transfer my GS Pokemon to RSE n_n' posts, you inhumane monsters

8:57pm: The Sims 2: Cesspool of wank
The Sims and it's cleverly titled sequel, The Sims 2 have a virbrant, lively, and wanky online community. The Sims 2 is very open-ended allowing users to download new homes, objects and clothing for their Sims, and this is where most of the wanks comes into play.

See, some sites are charging money for these downloads.

Charging money for downloads is a gray area legally. It's technically not legal, but EA turns a blind eye to it--and even exploits the idea of paysites by releasing Stuff Packs filled with only objects for Simmers to buy.

A group of Sim fans online finally had enough of this and with Pescado from More Awesome Than You taking charge, they formed: Paysites Must Be Destoryed where he has uploaded 'Booty' in the form of pay files from various pay sites online.

Natrually this does not go over well.

The biggest drama comes from LyricLee who despite decrying PMBD and those who download from it as "rotten
piece[s] of lowlife trash" has also been logged as downloading almost the entire contents of the site. Later LyricLee will claim that this was to "drain" bandwidth. However, close inspection will note that the downloads span almost ten days--a few files at a time.

This thread goes into more detail when it comes to the LyricLee wank

A few other highlights:

" You are destroying all work from all people and it seems you don't give a fuck about that .
I think you are just FULL of it , but the sad thing is that you take a lot of people down with this fucking childish grudge or whatever you think it is . "

HChangeri of Retail Sims says "So if anyone knows some good black hat hackers looking to have some fun, I'd love it if they could change the content of those files to some really nasty viruses. That way anyone who has the nerve to download stolen content gets a little instant karma for it. Ideally it would be nice to have the site hacked in its entirety but lets face it, the bastards will just pop up elsewhere.

Over on The Sims 2 Community links to PMBD are being deleted.

The hatemail/legal threats page is also not to be missed.

ETA: Oh noes, PMBD has caused Retail Sims to close down. HChangeri states: "What this group evidently doesn't have the mentality to grasp is that there is a third option which I am going to exercise - I will merely pull a John Galt. I am under no obligation to share anything I create with anyone. I will NOT have a group of low-life second-raters dictate the terms under which I can distribute what is MY WORK, MY EFFORT, and MY CREATIVITY nor will I allow them to dictate how I choose to spend or not spend MY MONEY. To this end, the contents of this website will be available only until December 1. After that point ALL sets will be permanently removed. I will delete all of my content from MTS2 and TSR. " Over-reacting much?

ETA 2: ari wonderfully explains the background of Sims paysites.

ETA 3: "From this point on anybody who links to or mentions sites which promote theft of files from other creators will be automatically and summarily banned. You have been warned.

ERA 4: HGhanger explains her choice to pull her conecnt: "
I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO SHARE MY CONTENT ACCORDING TO THE WHIMS OF A SECOND-RATER. NOT NOW, NOT EVER. MY CONTENT CAN ONLY BE DISTRIBUTED ACCORDING TO MY WILL AND MY WILL ALONE" Slow down there, Capslock Harry. She also goes on to state "If my husband did not have a high security government job this would not be a discussion and the files on that site would have been infected with a series of viruses designed to destroy a computer - not merely correctable by a format and reinstall."