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4:01pm: Snapes on an Astral Plane Returns!
Quick, someone think up a clever title for a blockbuster sequel!

Thank you, mousie on wank_report, for this.

I'm sure the recent Snapewank is still fresh in everybody's mind, but goodness gracious, Christmas must have come early, because it's the wank that keeps on wanking. A new chapter has unfolded in the saga of Snape's most severely obsessed fans. You see, Lady Darkness, Snapemaniac, and SnapesRose (the three lead characters in Snapes on an Astral Plane: A Fandom Wank Musical) seem to have encountered a little bit of turbulence on their astral flight. Is Snape's internet harem breaking up? For reals this time?

First piece of evidence is the Wall of Shame on Lady Darkness's SeverelyObsessed message board. Though the thread was started in August, there has never before been a need to post anyone there until this past Saturday, at which pointed Snapemaniac's name begins the list of the damned banned.( It says... )The next day, SnapesRose is added to that list.( O noz, not her too! )Oh my goodness gracious! Such strong words! What has happened, one has to wonder. Perhaps looking at SnapesRose's livejournal will provide a hint. ( Some excerpts, for the lazy who don't click links to see the crazy. )

In turn, Lady Darkness responds to SnapesRose's allegations in detail in her own livejournal. ( More details here. )Snapesmaniac is either invisible or strangely mute throughout all of this. Either that, or I just haven't found where she's vented. Perhaps she's following Snape's advice and watching out who she talks to on the internet after all.

In summary, both sides think the other is crazier, and both claim the other's personal Snape is false (will the real Sev Snapey please stand up?). And it looks like what started it was Snape's sex life. Deep down, I think we all knew Snape's harem wouldn't be able to share him peacefully after all. And, in the end, just as always, a winner is wank.

ETA: SnapesRose's livejournal entry is now friendslocked. On top of that, it turns out that Lady Darkness had emailed Narcissam, asking to be wanked. The plot thickens. Who knows what the next twist in the tale shall be!

ETA 2: Snapemaniac seems to be taking the high road this time.

Correction: Looks like SnapesRose's lj entry wasn't just flocked, it was bah-leeted.

ETA 3: tez sez that Lady Darkness has issued an apology to SnapesRose and Snapemaniac. Will kisses and hugs and happily-ever-afters come next?

ETA 4: SnapesRose has responded to Lady Darkness, and has mused in her own journal about how real the Master is. Is anyone else suddenly in the mood for a little "Manos" The Hands of Fate?