Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:59am: I think she'd give Richard Hatch a run for his money, what do you think?
Howdy, folks. I'm here to tell a story of a lovely little place called the_blank_slate and a little girl named jainieg who recently got voted off the island.

Bear in mind, I think before today I only heard of the_blank_slate once, when I think I stumbled across the journal for their Artemis Fowl. I think the proper name for it is "Tabula Rasa," and it's sort of like LOST or "Survivor," what with the whole mysteriously stranded on a deserted or not-so-deserted island feel going on.

Anyway, so jainieg plays Shane from The L Word over at Tabula Rasa, and all is sunshine and rainbows and excessive melodrama (because, apparently, excessive melodrama follows Shane around like a little lost puppy begging for its pettings), until . . . well, I'm not sure, really, but there's something about the excessive melodrama being way too excessive for several other players' tastes. Apparently, the complaints were enough to bring together all of the mods for Tabula Rasa, and they descended, hordelike, upon poor unsuspecting jainieg, or at least, that's how she took it.

The OP is wanky enough all on its own, really. ( Choice bits include: )

The post is really enough to earn admission into the annals of wank history, but the comments are like icing on an already-wank-filled cake. Just the first few comments alone are worth the price of admission.

buongiornodaisy: I used to mod that game. It's nice to see not much has changed!

iczer6: So when the mods politely ask you to discuss your characterization you're reaction is to demand to know who has the problem and then to refuse to listen to anything they say and you start blaming another player as well.

And you are *surprised* that they kicked you out?

You were the one who was belligerent, you were the one who refused to listen, you were the one who threatened to 'raise a stink' if you didn't get your way.

There's bad Rping here, but it's not from the mods.

jadecanary: Did you actually post this looking for sympathy? Because you come across as a real psychopath.

( More commentswank under the cut! )

I love the smell of grudgewank in the morning.

Edit: For the record, damienraptore posted this wank already, but by the time I noticed, I'd already hit "submit". So now you have two, two wank reports for the price of one! Ha! Ha!

. . . seriously, I have no idea what to do about that, but I honestly didn't intend to report something that's already been wanked, so if the mods say I should take it down, I will.

Bride of Edit: Apparently jainieg really doesn't like being told she's wrong, because as beanarie helpfully points out right here in a reaction rant, comments have been disabled. Guess that'll show us for daring to disagree with her opinion of the situation, won't it!

Okay, everybody who's been 'capping this wank from the start, show me whatcha got! Because I uh . . . forgot to take any 'caps. Whups.