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1:07pm: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO WANK.
Get your popcorn, ladies and gentlemen. This going to be a big day.

In the HP fandom, there's a lady named handful. We all know her here - yes, on FW - as figgy. She has cute disney animated icons. I know, I know, who doesn't?

Turns out Figgy has been lying for years about having a PHD. And about a lot of things, really.

And her friends are pissed as hell.

Currently, Handful has deleted her LJ, leaving behind this post, courtesy lheena.

Thanks, lol_meme! I so rarely get to use this icon! :333

6:14pm: Pseuicide in Smallville fandom
Formerly at a clairvoyantwank near you...




herohunter reports that svmaria has been in a car accident and miscarried her baby.

( I come to you on Maria's boyfriend's behalf, to let you know the, unfortunately, sad news. )


A flood of friends and well-wishers post prayers, hugs, and sadfaces. 1 2 3 4 5 6 herohunter helpfully sets up a comm for fics and manips dedicated to Maria, pimps Maria's Amazon wishlist, and mentions that


Her boyfriend has asked me to let you know that if you feel inclined to send her any gifts besides what's on her Christmas Wish list, she likes especially the following:

Lip balm, lip gloss, butterflies, dragonflies, kittens, angels, bunnies, snowmen, x-mas trees, lieetl presents like earrings, make up, stuff like that.


As the love and goodies pour in, lo and behold, svmaria awakes!

Just in time for svmadelyn to call shenanigans:


Allright. I have quite a few things that are leading me to believe that svmaria is sockpuppeting around as msjulialurker, and I want a hospital address where Maria is staying. If you're willing to give out her personal address, then you can give out her hospital address so this information can be verified.

If I'm completely wrong about my suspicions, I will apologize profusely to you in front of Live Journal at large, but if this is all some sort of weird...thing you all have going on? You should be so ashamed.


Others chime in. herohunter categorically denies everything. Meanwhile, svmaria and supportive sockpuppet msjulialurker immediately delete their journals.

herohunter posts again: Because of your doubt, Maria is dying! And her boyfriend hates you all.

In the comments of the post, it's revealed that Maria's home IP and the "hospital" IP match up, and just as general opinion starts to swing in the direction of pseuicide, herohunter deletes herself too.





Now wait until the betrayed friends find out that svmaria and herohunter are alive and well on GreatestJournal!




ETA: svmadelyn calls it like she sees it.

ETA2: herohunter's journal is back up, with all the relevant entries either locked down or gone.




Thanks to lol_meme for the tip-off and temari for the caps, which can all be found here.

6:42pm: Remember the revenge of Gackt's fan who got banned from the fan club?

Well, she found the wank report, and among other things takes exception to being called a BNF:

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7:36pm: Just because you've disproved my points doesn't make me wrong!
A small Evils Of Disney wank.

Artist Risachantag puts up a card in her series of Kingdom Hearts II playing cards. For some reason, deviantart member Mercenary-Artist sees this as a good excuse to air his rather unique views on the Final Fantasy/Disney crossover.

I recommend reading the full thing, it's quite short, and Mercenary-Artist's firm refusal to listen to just about anything is pretty hysterical. However, for those interested I also provide some highlights.

Risachantag attempts logic, but it doesn't go down that well. Other people also make attempts. Mercenary-Artist tries to cull most of the other arguments by claiming the original conversation was stopped by agreement with the artist in order to not take up space; interesting considering Risachantag's response to the original attempt at getting the last word. This also leads to my personal favorite quote:

"Oh and I stopped this conversation with Risachantag out of curtisy, maybe you should go look up the meaning of that word..."

View also an impressive lack of understanding at the workings of Disney (hint: Touchstone is a division of Disney), and a bonus word origin debate. Small but sweet!