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1:25pm: Sockpuppets never Die. They just come up with worse excuses.
What the world needs now is a little more Svmaria wank. After her close brush with death svmaria's boyfriend/sockpuppet deleted her Livejournal.

In ACT II, svmaria reinstates her LJ to tell us she is real.

"I just found out that my dear and loved friend herohunter had a really, really bad time because people accussed her of inventing ME and playing people into what? Buying her lipstick and DVDs??

That's just crazy and insane. Anyone who gave herohunter a bad time is not welcome in this LJ.

Comments turned off. That was today, but a fewy days ago an anonymouse left a comment on mskatej's LJ saying Svmaria was a schizophrenic who tried to impersonate her cousin Maria Jose, and is now in the psychiatric hospital.

Today, toadstoolsmiles reveals that the ISP for that comment is the same as Svmaria's.

What could possibly be the rationale behind this elaborate story? Well, I'm inclined to believe it's to clear herohunter. See! She was taken in by the mental patient! Thanks to wank_report for the link.

ETA: Svmaria trades comments with her loyal believer radditzuchan, and claims Herohunter/Ash Creedy has deleted her comments and is ignoring her.

ETA 2: Well, whaddya know? Another svmaria sockpuppet.

6:29pm: What are your thoughts on Whoverse?
Originally I wasn't going to post this, but then chaos_theory asked for some Whowank for Christmas. And who am I to say no?

As some of you may remember from a few days ago, batvomit posted on the doctorwho community about the first episode of the last season. I watched 'New Earth' tonight, which reaffirmed my belief that RTD needs to be drug out into the street and shot. (The CW post is here) Well, many posters disagreed with this post and said so in comments.

Fast forward to the next day to this post in which alawston flies in to defend the honour of RTD. Oh yeah and all those who disagree can quite simply, fuck themselves. With a splintered chair leg. Since then, the comm has exploded with posts dealing with Old and New Whoverse. For example, BV feels the need to explain his/her/its comment about RTD being shot. Then we get bemusement over the negative opinions of the new show and finally a post on the "snubbing" of New Who fans.

10:10pm: Bleach fandom: dipping into the HP fen's batshit
Everyone remember these two Bleach wanks? Good, you've got your background. Earlier today on the ichi_ruki forum on LJ a post was made by ichirukicanon, which is now deleted (saved here!), but she's made up for it by bitching on her LJ.

At first, it looks like some members of ichi_ruki are trolling her, including ruhime, ichiishi, and kurosakiorihime (formally orihime_kun), except that all of their journals were made in the past week. Just sit back and get some popcorn.

Bonus: Two women can't have sex, and besides it's totally icky and gross. Two men? That's okay.

EDIT: Benihara showed up in the clairvoyantwank post. Not a sock of Orihime, but possibly more fun in the future?

New (socks? trolls? I'm so lost) journals: benihara, byaruk, and everyonexswords.

I endorse this last pairing.

Son of the Edit: Orihime has shown up. We're all mean f*ckers, and she's taking away the intranets! Quick, download as much porn as you can!

Another edit: I'm not doing the laundry this week. chizuxhime, and renichiruki. I have no clue what you guys are doing, but watching them implode is great. We've got a request in the comments for Chad/Ichigo. Any takers?

And a new word from orihime: Veggina.