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12:04pm: Moved from clairvoyantwank.

Guy posts a story about how he was told- by a Sony representative, no less- that PS3 demo kiosks freeze on purpose. So people wank. (I should probably mention there's lots of NSFW language in the comments on both articles.)

( A sample of comments from the original article, complete with a very foul-mouthed troll. )

( Digg weighs in as well. )

LOL SONY

6:08pm: Of SPN fandom and the incestuous faggot heathens.
mysfan4life has a problem. Namely, there are "more incest fics in the [SPN] fandom than a person should be exposed to in real life." She bemoans the existence of "the kind of mind that gets off on that stuff," opines that "its down right disrespectful" to put the "stigma" of homosexuality "on someone...even in jest," and queries her readers, "When did boy on boy become okay in our society?"

By this point in the post, any savvy fangirl or fanboy should already have pegged the post for fandom_wank But it gets better! According to the OP, Wincest is the fault of all those dratted women who work outside the home: "I think in a society where the women work outside the home because we have to have more money, bigger cars, bigger houses the kids got pushed aside. I think that led to this degradation we have that says whatever is fashionable is okay because its in the news, or on tv or so and so does it."

Most of the comments are varying degrees of wanky, but the coup de grace is when mysfan4life meets the Anonymouse of Doom. Anonymouse's trollery is so good that it bears repeating verbatim:

As a fellow Christian, I really hope that you find the error in your ways. Not about incest and homosexuality. You are entirely right about that, and I hope that those degenerates find the right path before their day before the Lord comes, because I do not wish the fate they await upon anyone.

However, I fear for you even worse. Watching blasphemous shows about demons and ghosts? Reading pornography? Supporting interracial couples? These sins are as bad, if not worse than the ones you point out.

Please, repent and find your way back to the Lord. He wants you to return to Him, but until you do? Don't refer to yourself as a Christian, because you are no better than the incestuous faggot heathens.

mysfan4life is outraged, and only becomes more so when Anonymouse-Troll informs her, "As I am a man and your superior, I'll expect you not to try to contradict me again" and "Because you're so vehemant against homosexuality, there was still hope that you could wash yourself of your sins, but as they are in your blood, the point is now moot."

...the incestuous faggot heathens cackled, as the Lord wept.