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2:13pm: Auld Lang Wank, My Dear
[Previously seen starring in Clairvoyant Wank, but it's so awesome I have to take it to the big time. Some people are just autowank. Placed here because ladybirdsleeps told me so, and also because of an awesome FW shoutout in the context of the wank.]

So, you know that little piece of the internets called fanficrants?

There's wank there again. I know, I know, I was shocked too!

It starts when the lovely and beyond overworked moderators strike back for the proletariat by modifying rule seven to read as follows:

7. These things are not allowed: disabling comments, deleting comments (including your own, unless it's to post a quick fix), screening comments, freezing comments, and deleting your own posts. Violators will be banned. Contact the moderators if you believe something needs to be taken down.

( You think there won't be wank? What are you, new? )

7:42pm: Oh, look, another troll with a vendetta. How cute.

Still waiting on the mod tags~

(why yes I'm a big dope sitting at home on a Friday night, why do you ask? :P)

8:52pm: Civil Wii
A Wii article on digg with wank? I did not see this coming. No, not at all.

Incidentally, 23rwhatever in the first post is a well-known Digg troll. In every Wii article, it seems, he claims that the Wii remotes are inaccurate(without citing any sources or personal experience), and is immediately dugg under. And check out anicejew's analogy o' nonsense! It's just a barrel of lulz today, folks.

anicejew: Re: the question of whether I am a know it all smartass -- #1 I am right, so sorry if this bothers you, and #2, perhaps you are just an idiot.