Wonderland Wank
And now for something a little different



The Four-on-the-Floor Murders are the stuff that Hollywood legend is made of: celebrities, drugs, multiple murder and a 13 ½ inch penis. (that last link - Explicit & NOT work safe)

And in the way of Hollywoodisms, a[nother] movie has been made.

The marketing minions get to work, setting up websites and message boards, doing promotions like the one on Nerve.com (who incidentally keep referring to Nightclub owner & drug dealer Eddie Nash as Ogden Nash - the poet who, IMO really deserves better than to be confused with that psycho)
PR plants Fans chat, squee or hiss over Kate Bosworth, and ask questions / gossip about the late Mr. Holmes. Y’know, like fan stuff, not a forum to drag out dead horses and beat them.

Unfortunately, the Pornking’s widow, adult movie actress and determined revisionist Misty Dawn, a.ka. Laurie Holmes, who married JH just 18 month before his death, didn’t get the memo.

Watch widow wank on movie while promoting her own book. Watch widow wank on the exes, (both of whom worked as consultants on the movie, because, y’know they were there) Watch family of exes, random porn people join in. Watch Holmes groupie cum inspiration for the 'Boogie Nights' character Amber Waves tell widow to stop talking trash and promoting her videos, while promoting her video. Watch more random people vie for the title of 'Who REALLY knew what John was like'. Watch widow create friendly sock puppet to defend herself. Threats are made and unfortunately deleted by the listmommy. Fake messages from John himself create outrage on both sides. The widow, in an attempt to deliver a smackdown to the ex girlfriend, starts threatening to repeat some old old gossip (Linked here if you really want to read it. HIGH Squick warning) that even I heard IRL. Hardly a fucking secret in other words.

Fans, run while you still can.

That’s where we are so far, this wank is slow going atm, but I expect that when the movie goes into general release Friday fans will arrive and feed the monsters.

Edit A side wanklet, or two for the price of one day at fandom_wank:

Big Name 'Insider' goes undercover on the board to critique the film and makes oblique reference to the untold story. Which begs the obvious question:
who are you?!!
I asked you first!
Lordy, this could take a while...