Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

10:43am: "We are laughing so hard - but also GETTING YOU FIRED!"
Quintessential novelist L.B. Wilshere-Cumming's Intarweb Lawyer/Agent has something to say. Shame on you, fandom_wank. Shame on you for trying to bring down such a brave little soldier.

ETA: The Author herself speaks! And appears to suffer from the same Parentheses Disease as her esteemed agent!

SON OF ETA: "Lionel Austin", Sockpuppet-At-Law, has shown up on the journal of the original wank's poster, varesh. Threats and demands and legalese, oh my!

DAUGHTER OF ETA: Bahleeted! Screencap of "Lionel's" original rant here. Anyone get The Author's site?

MOTHER-IN-LAW OF ETA, SHEESH: The requisite demand on Journalfen's support page for the wank to be taken down or face LEGUL AKSHON is here.

3:58pm: ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE
So there's this Prince of Tennis anon meme. And while there isn't any one huge wank, there are quite a few smaller wanks, so I thought I'd post it here.

First off, we have complaints about the new fourteen-year-old fangirls flooding the fandom now that it's been licensed (funny, I thought there was plenty of badfic and stupidity before that, but I guess I was wrong). ashesto jumps in- she starts off sensibly, saying that hey, everyone was new once, but quickly devolves into wankiness and attacks on the original commenter. There's also people being fake-nice using tildes~ which is always rather amusing~ if you ask me~

Next, there's a BNF hate thread, which sees surprisingly little wank, but there's still some.

Then someone asks which fic authors should die in a fire. A lot of people get snippy over the nominations, and finally there's a- probably joking, but still a bit WTF-inducing- comment on how fic written by sexy people is better than fic by "Fatty McFangirls."

Someone makes a game attempt at spreading some love, and mostly succeeds, but there are still one or two people who would rather talk about how much the fic writers in question suck. This thread also features the old "you're just jealous!" line. Oh, fandom. You repeat yourself so.

Then there's cosplay wank, which is also the same as ever.

Then something about a squeeing Fuji fangirl who buys and scans doujinshi and claims that she drew them? I think? It's a little confusing.

And there's much, much, more- six more pages to be precise- but I have to run to class now, so I'll let the rest of you have at it. Enjoy the varied buffet of crazy.

ETA: The comm's been suspended, but hakugei capped the first five pages of the wank: 1 2 3 4 5