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3:49pm: Virtual Season; Real Wank
Ah Stargate, you're always good for a wank.

Thanks to the wank report mousie for getting me started on this one.

So, some wannabe BNFs (heimedall, oparu, and angelsdee) decided to do a Shep/Weir themed virtual season 4 because they're a wee bit cranky about the direction of the show. A little birdie mousie informs me that invites to join this effort went out to a very select group of het writers who are considered amongst the best in that end of fandom. This invite was sent before the third season finale aired wherever those things air early (Canada?). Every single BNF they invited declined -- especially the ones who weren't into Shep/Weir. Some were also probably not very happy as the invite contained spoilers and the show is only half-way through the season in the States, but it's just a little personal email, right?

So this intrepid, and somewhat stupid, group of virtual season running wannabes decided to look elsewhere for writers. Elsewhere would be defined as everywhere het-friendly in this case.

( Spammage and crazy behind the cut )

ETA: Bahleeeted. Stay tuned. Caps are coming soon to a fandom wank post near you.

ETA II: melyanna, who is made of awesome, provides caps of the Intro, FAQ and Apology. Why wait for the apology to be deleted?

ETA III: ladycat found their forum. Most of it's locked, but you can still visit the FAQ, Guidelines, Advertising -- where they solicit communities to spam, Character Profiles, a Canon Guide, and Writers Aids. Anybody know where they got the content for this stuff? It would be funny if they "borrowed" it.

ETA IV: Spoilers have invaded the comments. They seem mostly casting related, but click with care.

ETA V: More big honking spoilers in the comments. Click at own risk. Also, prima found a post where oparu would like us to think she got booted from the virtual season before the sploodge tide hit. Her chief reasons involve time zones, disagreements with the other mods/organizers, being a newbie, and nobody expecting the Spanish inquisition moral indignation.