Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:21pm: Wow, haven't seen this in a while
As a note: 4chan in general is not worksafe. This thread, however, is worksafe (for now).

Over on /y/, someone posts a request for Welcome to the NHK porn. They specifically ask for Yamazaki (a male character, this is important), and post a screenshot of Yamazaki in drag as their picture.

Someone (post 225385 in this thread, since I can't link to individual posts) says the following:

/s/ is that tway ------->

gtfo.

(/s/ is the "sexy beautiful women" board)

The rest of the thread, excluding the demands for NHK yaoi, consists of this:

/y/: That's a guy, idiot.

wanky person:If it looks so much like a girl that we have to take your word for it that it's a boy, it doesn't belong in /y/. I could post a random girl and say it's a trap, would it automatically make her hot?

other person: You're a dumbfuck. It's a specific character, so we know he's male (or at least we do if we're familiar with his show).

wanky person: doesn't matter. it's a girl. gtfo.

/y/: you're retarded!

other other person: The amount of fail in this thread is sad.

Not an epic wank, but definitely funny. It's growing, too. This all started about two days ago.

ETA: Bahleeted.

1:43pm: Anime North is beating down the man! And by man, I mean sockpuppet!
Here, my friends, we have a classic example of convention wank!

It starts out when sockpuppet an_aa_sucks makes a lovely post to anime_north, wherein they state that it was SO UNFAIR that because Sockpuppet made a mistake, Sockpuppet was not allowed into the Artist Alley!

This would be completely run-of-the-mill idiocy, except that Sockpuppet says that they should be allowed in because:

1) Some people who got tables have crappy art and should be kicked out, because Sockpuppet NEEDS that space to make enough money to eat!!
2) AN should only sell half-tables to cram in as many bodies as possible. Full tables are UNFAIR!
3) AA should take over the Writer's Way section because THEY haven't sold out. Yet.


There is much in the way of smackdown in the comments, and even some wanky finger-pointing as to Sockpuppet's actual identity.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Sockpuppet returns for pseuicide goodbye cruel fandom OMG YOU'RE ALL SO MEEN wank in a brand new post. More completely-without-proof finger pointing from jocatscat ensues, along with many cries of "GTFO TROLL."

Sockpuppet gets bonus points for this piece of wankery about the AA staff: "I bet they are just kids who do this to get a power trip by telling the rest of us what to draw." Excellent.

eta: Let's all wave hello, because an_aa_sucks has spotted us. If you have "Missing the point for $500, Alex" on your wank bingo card, be sure to mark it off! (Thanks, sunhawk, for spotting it first)

Thoughts on yaoi: I truly feel bad for whoever has to sit next to a splooge-filled sock at the AA. I especially feel bad for the staff, who so far has put up with the sock admirably.