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4:31pm: Stephen Colbert Wank
Taken from the nicest mousie on Wank Report. Sadly, this is not as hot as the title would suggest.

It all starts when saltyj posts the following to thequestionclub:

"'I love my Church, and I'm a Catholic who was raised by intellectuals, who were very devout. What is worthy of satire is the misuse of religion for destructive or political gains. That's totally different from the Word, the blood, the body, and the Christ. His kingdom is not of this earth.' - Stephen Colbert


Does anyone else think it's super cool that he follows his faith? I totally wanted to marry him after I read this, but...dang. He's already married with 3 kids. And is old enough to be my father. Dang."

The responses at first are mostly positive. Then nightninja76 pipes up.

"No, it's not supercool. Faith is for morons."

And all hell breaks loose.

( Faith means believing something without (or in spite of) evidence. That people subscribe to something so ridiculous is intellectually offensive. )

All that and more can be found here: http://community.livejournal.com/thequestionclub/18552182.html

P. S. If this would be more appropriate over at otf_wank, let me know and I'll move it.

ETA: The wank, she has hit Stupid Free (thanks, wankaholic). And oar was kind enough to provide us with extra goodies from the main wank here.

11:50pm: His tattoo? A babyfur.
Once upon a time on the bastion of fine art that is FurAffinity, a user named simba362000 decided to post a pic of the new tattoos he and his 'mate' had gotten. Now, this seems all well and good until you find out the tattoos were of baby furries. In diapers. And that one of the babies was wearing a diaper that was clearly soiled.

At first, the reactions were positive. Happy trills of 'ZOMG!!! that's awesome yo!!! I LOVE IT!!!! :3' and 'Ah nifty' came from the always accommodating furry community. Alas, it was not to last. The period of love was swiftly ended by a comment by user Pave: 'Should have went to Snakes, or Area 51, cuase yeah. Those suck.'

From then on, it was not sunshine and lollipops in tattooland:

( Welcome to the jungle. )

The whole affair is a little over a week old, but people are still responding on the original post even though the picture of the tattoo there has been removed. I figured despite its age the oddity and the size of this wank made it worth sharing.

Just don't forget to bring your blankie.

ETA: The quality establishment that put the ink on the flesh of these two classy gents actually proudly posted the now (in)famous tats on their website amongst other examples of their work.

ETA Part Deux: Too good not to add. More horse marrying action and WTFery to be found here. Not related to this wank as far as anyone can tell, but... yeah. "These dipshits don't know what they believe in... there morals are based on a subjective conscience. As such is every zealot that shuns your union."