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11:54am: There's been a sudden shift in Earth's gravity...
Newsarama posts a preview of Michael Turner's JLA #10 cover.

Cue lots of wank (this is just a tiny sample), insinuations of homosexuality, and race wank.

Also a few good parodies, and a quick-n-dirty of her actual spine.

12:57pm: Say it loud and there's "racism!" claiming, say it soft and there's sockpuppets playing
You may recall a petite wankmoiselle by the name of svmaria. Because God loves us and wants us to be happy, the overwrought musical that is her life is still running strong – someday, she will be the new Cats. The following is less a singular wank report than a wank buffet, almost entirely C&Ped from a helpful mouse here.

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