Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:42am: So apparently, Sarah Brightman is going to sing the theme to the 10th Pokémon movie. The JAPANESE 10th Pokémon movie.

Most people are impressed.

Some people, on the other hand, are not.

Quoth Maxim:
English/American singer singing the Japanese version song.
I don't like it.
It will kill J-Music taste that we could feel in previous movies songs.
I don't like it. Pokemon is Japanese and I'm very disappointed that they try to make some things american-styled.
Pokemon is Japanese. So, if it won't LOOK Japanese, it won't be Pokemon, not for me.

and
Japanese is tuning english.

He then complains that all the movies have had English names in them, despite pointing out characters with names like Sweet, Yodel, and Ship. And he can't spell the real English names right anyway, using "Battler" instead of "Butler".

The kicker? He claims to be 97.

...this may mark the first time Brightman's ever been wanked about that wasn't by Phans or other Broadway fen.

11:05pm: This one's so hot off the press, it burns to the touch. (Edit: Though, well- it got scooped about in clairvoyant_wank, the same minute I'd thrown it up here... still!! *sizzle*... sorta.)

deleterius is known for burying bad suethors and ebul canon-killers... but some people there can wank JUST as much as anyone!!

WAHHH! You don't lyk Eragon and I'm gonna make a rant-post to talk about it in a group of people who rank on bad Harry Potter and LotR fanfic!! Cuz someone here teased it!!!!21`2!1 And I DON-LYK-IT!!!

Judging by the comments, people aren't impressed. Small for now, but you know how it goes. Up to about 30 comments, and it's BEEN up for about 30 minutes.

More fun edit: The original post has been changed to an 'apology'. Anyone screencap the idiocy?

Not so fun edit: Bahleeted. :P

Slight amusement alert edit: Deleterians discover this post, and the OP of the wank defends themselves BY themselves.