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24th May 2007

12:11pm: Tits or GTFO, WoW. Srsly.
Ow, World of Warcraft. Ow.

(I have said this aloud, causing the three year old I babysit for to ask me what's wrong. I don't have the heart to tell him.)

You know, people complain a lot about WoW. Whether it be about the game itself, or things in the game (class nerfs, racial abilities, attunement) but this time, the wank... the wank is special.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present... Boob Wank.

The latest patch, 2.1.0, has finally come down the pipe, breaking mods, adding new content, etc. There seems, however, to be an undocumented change in the patch notes: some have noticed that the breasts on their female characters are smaller.

The original thread was on the WoW forums, but I noticed it through [info]worldofwarcraft. People are bitching in the thread (I have some examples under the cut), and people on the community seem to disagree, because a number of the B/A shots are done poorly and at different angles. Summarizing the thread, some people are taking it seriously, some people are taking it "seriously", and some people are proud to point out that the rest are all idiots.

Oh, WoW fen. I'm a part of you, and yet I want to stand far, far away.

(For my own part, I did notice that my older characters seemed crisper, but I hadn't noticed anything about their breasts. If they've fixed my druid's retarded eye-glow issue, I'm willing to put up with anything, even a mastectomy).

Jin'do flattered, but Jin'do don't take out that kinda trash )

This is the closest thing I have to a 'tits or gtfo' icon.
7:31pm: as if the hole couldn't be dug any deeper
Laundrygate continues!

Adam Hughes, the artist behind the infamous Mary Jane statue, says that we're interrogating it from the wrong perspective.
11:32pm: You're Interrogating those Tentacles from the Wrong Perspective
Hot on the heels of "Laundry gate" Marvel brings us what appears to be attempted tentacle rape of four buxom babes in bondage. Cue arguments over the objectification of women, misogyny, violence in the imagery, etc and so forth. There is wank just about everywhere no_brakes23 appears, because true to his name, he doesn't know how to stop.
Current Mood: Objectified
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