Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:20am: Okay, okay. Enough of that.

Enough of that tawdry seriousness, let's get back to some major frivolity.

Thank you all for not going insane and rioting in the streets.

6:41pm: The Comic Book Wanking Planner
From a most excellent mouse over at wank_report, I bring you that tastiest of cakes: comics wank.

For those of you who don't follow such things, DC Comics superheroine Black Canary and superhero Green Arrow, after years of on-again off-again romance, have decided to tie the knot.

Because it is DC, and they're . . . DC, they have apparently put together a big hoopla for this, complete with a one-shot devoted solely to Black Canary doing the wedding planning.

Pervyficgirl is not entirely pleased.

( Join us on a wankantic trip down the aisle. )