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11:26am: this is the internet and im not being graded on my english.
deleriumschild (who I'm fairly certain has been wanked before, but I didn't find anything in the wiki) cross-posts her er... comic book idea, if it may be called such, to several communities, including comicfangirls.

People respond with confusion, TL;DR, and equally incoherent insults.

Relatively small, but wanky if just for the "I'm self published, so nyeah!" factor. Oh, and vague threats to commit pseuicide, oh noes!

But I am sorry about the people trying to kill you and steal your magic powers. That has to suck.

Edit: Baleeted. :( Oh wait, but we have a screencap, courtesy of winterfox!

Son of Edit (thanks jat_sapphire): I Gaurantee that it will be on the shelves of comic stores and I garauntee people will buy it. Also baleeted!

How many jurisimprudence laws does that break? Bonus points for misspelling "guarantee" two different ways.

Son of son of edit (thanks chaimonkey): The text of her original post is still up over in comicbooklovers. With bonus entirely different wanky comments!

Great-grandson of edit (again thanks to chaimonkey): Moping in her LJ!

Countdown until the wanker shows up here? Aww, anon comments are off. Perhaps not, then.

Descendent of edit: She's at it again! Crossposting, even!

4:14pm: BREAKING NEWS: Wentworth Miller May Or May Not Be Gay!
Meet Wentworth Miller, improbably named hot star of FOX's even more improbable Prison Break. Many of Wentworth's fans are so batshit devoted that they've been banned from discussing him on some Prison Break forums, and have inflicted multiple and insane sock puppets on others.

Wentworth is 35 years old, appears to never date, engages in frequent ambiguous pronoun usage about his love life (he's never found the right PERSON! he doesn't have time to date ANYONE! etc), cites a sextegenarian British theater diva as his ideal woman, and names board games, Starbucks, and Oz DVD marathons as some of his favorite things. Also, on a TOTALLY UNRELATED and inexplicable note, he's been plagued by persistent gay rumors for years! It's a mystery, people. I got nothin'.

Because of the persistent rumors, infamous gay Hollywood gossip blogger Perez Hilton has targeted him on numerous occasions, most recently throwing down the gauntlet, getting specific and naming names: Wentworth Miller is gay and has been in a secret relationship with TR Knight's ex-boyfriend, Luke MacFarlane of Brothers and Sisters "fame", for the last six months. ( The post, for those of you who don't want to visit PH's site. )

It's a challenge to find Wentworth fandom wankery, because the subject of Wentworth's maybegayness is verboten on almost all the LJ communities and all his major fanforums are locked down and require registration, precluding a great deal of wank. Also, disappointingly, though there are many many threads about the Perez article on IMDB, the tone there is relatively sane/ resigned (but it's still IMDB - there are plenty of wank nuggets to be found scattered in the 100s of pages on the subject). ONTD posters are being unusually sanguine. What's a Fandom_Wanker to do? Lucky for us, the ladies over on the First Church of Wentworth Miller boards have managed to work themselves up into quite the collective lather over this, thus saving the day. Witness!:

ZOMG anyone who believes Wentworth Miller is gay is 'a fucking moron'!!!1!1!11!2!

While I acknowledge the numerous 'highly suspect Dial-A-Pap[arazzi] setups with random women', I think these gay rumors are crazypants.

Whatever, it's just a bunch of loser gay bloggers that care about this, and who cares what they think? Except that he should TOTALLY SUE FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER.

Can't Luke MacFarlane just get back together with T.R. Knight so we can put this nightmare behind us?

Personal favorite: I'm with Primula on the idea of suing PH for defamation of character. While I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise, I admire him for taking legal action against any one who even suggests he may play for the other team. (!!!!!!!!!)

The solution here is obvious: Wentworth Miller needs to marry Penelope Cruz as soon as possible. Y/N?