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12:18am: Objection! Your argument is... objectionable!
We'd hoped that you would remain wank-free, Phoenix Wright fandom. We really did. Alas, it is not so!

The original:

twotimegrime posts to gyakuten_saiban (the Japanese name for the PW game)
EVERYONE WHO'S HAD ENOUGH WITH GEFRIERPUNKT'S HATRED FOR NARU/MITSU, PLEASE JOIN gefrier_sucks.

Caps and all, I'm afraid.

People generally react to this by going o.O and "that person has the right to their own opinion", but there was an edit!

The Edit:
Lol. I'm joking. It ALL CAME FROM THIS:

http://i9.tinypic.com/4pcwm4j.jpg Someone got butt-hurt and it was posted over at fandom_secrets, and we were like "HAY LETS DO THIS AND HAVE SEX WITH THAT" so we did that.

plz to be realizing the joke before my hotmail dies.

Join the comm anyways we'll lol about shit like bitches lol.

In even larger font. So, social experiment? All for the lulz? You be the judge, people are still wtfing over it.

Edit: Baleeted. Sorry, all.

11:04am: This just in! Women cause drama!
Or, rather, guilds that specifically state they won't recruit women start drama. Nihilum, one of the most well-known, farthest progressing guilds on World of Warcraft (EU) have been reported on in a WoW-Insider article.

Top EU guild Nihilum is recruiting a few serious Horde raiders on Magtheridon (EU). And not that I play on the EU side of things, but if I did, I wouldn't be welcome to apply. Why? According to GM Kungen, there are a lot of reasons they don't recruit females, but the one he highlights is the need for recruits to have a "high 'abuse tolerance.'" And a bit later in the thread, poster Awake adds that female applicants are avoided because of drama. And while I know there are immature girl gamers who can bring plenty of drama to a guild, I know equally immature guys who can be just as bad. So to me, personally, it makes better sense to simply not recruit idiots of either sex.

There is wank in the comments. Oh, is there ever wank. Unfortunately it's hard to link directly to specific posts.

Someone, naturally, brings this topic to wow_ladies, and there is even more commenting. Most of them seem to be of the same nature (that it's extremely unfair), but there are some rather good points, and some... well, tl;dr ones. Most importantly, someone comments randomly with one of my favorite icons. :D

The point is, no matter what, it's all Nihilum's fault for being a bunch of thirteen year old boys who think girls are icky, have no lives, etc. etc. Not unlike Toronto, everyone hates Nihilum. And Death and Taxes is recruiting, and likes girls. Or something.

Note: The link in the WoW-Insider article to Nihilum's newspost doesn't seem to work, so I have no way of verifying what it said. As a rather interesting bonus, this is Awake's interview with WoW-Insider.

My apologies for the last wank report posted, this one's been around for a little while, it shouldn't get deleted.

Edit: It was for the lulz! Thank you kindly, onaga