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1st October 2007

2:22pm: Dreaded Fan-beast of the Night: the Ware-Ackles
(First-time poster. Apologies if I mess up. I checked the wiki and past posts, but didn’t see this mentioned anywhere; it seemed too beautifully wanky to pass up.)


Sockpuppet wank ahoy, with a tasty side of Future Restraining Order! This was brought up a while ago by my friend squee. *blows kisses*

I have a theory that Jensen Ackles beams high-power hypnosis rays which turn his fans into deranged lunatics. Today’s crazy Ackles fan: fencha/Chriss/gigi/jay/bee/stephanie ware ackles - 1970/trishortiz/benji. (Please note: I cannot verify the age of this person. If somebody knows for sure that she is a minor, let me know ASAP and I’ll take this down.)

Try typing “jensen ackles stephanie ware” into your favorite search engine and a metric ton of hits pop up. That’s because somebody has been a busy, busy little whackjob, and has been going around to various message boards claiming that Jensen Ackles is married to an actress named Stephanie Ware. This person’s identity shifts between a fan, Stephanie Ware herself, Stephanie Ware’s cousin, and Stephanie Ware’s step-daughter

It’s hard to say when and where exactly this started – indications point to Ackles’ IMDB message boards, but I’m not a member over there. If an IMDB member finds anything of interest on the boards, please do let me know. (Also according to IMDB, there IS an actress named Stephanie Ware. She’s got one movie to her name and no personal info; please bear in mind that IMDB is fan-edited.)


Here are some of the wank's high points... )

I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg. There are literally dozens of other hits that came up when I did a search. 


ETA: via [info]benitle  , apparently she also makes house calls.

ETA2: Update 5/18/08, via [info]rachel_martin  . She's still at it, on the Fanbolt forums. It ain't pretty. )
ETA3: Update 7/15/08, via [info]sasha_davidovna :
On hubpages... )
ETA4: Update 4/30/09, via [info]derryderrydown. New tactic of the Ware-Ackles is to accuse fans of being current Ackles gf Danneel Harris. In this case, missyjack.
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