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4:31am: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT STINKING GIRLS ON A HOT BOYS (AND SMEXY ELLEN) SHOW."
With thanks to the wank_report mouse:

So Katie Cassidy, an actress who plays one of Supernatural's two new female characters, got busted for underage drinking, and lied to the arresting officer about her name and date of birth (instead claiming to be 23-year-old Taylor Cole, a guest star from the first season of s1). Her mother's quoted response to this is to ask "what can be done" because her daughter is a "high-profile" actress who "[doesn't] have time to come back to court". It's posted with some glee to perezhilton and thesmokinggun, but, alas, the worst is yet to come.

potthead (of the Jensen's ex-girlfriend is a dirty dirty whore wank) posts it to her community supernatural_tv here, where immediately there's an orgy of stupid not seen... er... since RDR books. Some choice threads include this one, but here are some standalone quotes from the three pages of comments:

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Then it hits the private journals, of which there are literally dozens, but I picked my favourite:

anteka, who, you may remember, we are "blessed" to have, posts:

You dumb shit.
What pisses me off the most is that she thought saying she was some hot-shot Hollywood actress would get her off. Honey, a little bit of advice. You're a nobody. If I didn't watch Supernatural I wouldn't have known who the fuck you were.

The comments are also things of beauty and stupidity, including:

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It's still spreading, from defriendings and accusations of misogyny to plain old requests for the wank to stop, but ileliberte sums it up best:

"Oh my god! She got drunk while under 21!! The HORROR!!1!1! This will drag Supernatural's name THROUGH THE MUD because being drunk while not driving is so very DANGEROUS!!!!! While drunk she panicked and used the name of someone older, how dare she!!!! And OMG doesn't it just go to show there should never have been any girls on this show!!! St. Jared and St. Jensen obviously never did anything even remotely stupid when they were 20!!!eleventy!"